Username: Brettles
Team: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Jokes:
First joke (Not for submission, because it's not my own, but still my favorite bad joke!)
Q: What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
A: About half way!

Now for my original joke that I tried out on my parents. (Needs to be done on your own parents).
Me: What do you get if you cross an idiot with a moron?
Parent (thinking they are funny): You.
Me: Yep, and my brothers!