Bad jokes? These are my specialty so this shouldn't be too hard. :D

Spoiler:
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.


What did the buffalo say to his son leaving for college?
Bison.


Hey have you seen Ray Charles' new album?
No? Neither has he.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ellen Book?
Ellen Book? Who're you?
Just come outside.
*opens door to go outside and sees 300 clones of Ellen Page*


Punchlines have been white-texted. Hope you enjoyed!