This one is a teeny bit inappropriate, but bad and a pisser none the less. Read at your own peril...
Spoiler:

So I heard MTV finally decided to cancel Teen Mom. At least they knew when to pull out...


Now for some horrible unoriginal ones.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, it's not like he will come anyway...

A man walks into a bar. You think he would have seen it.

A man walks onto a bus with carrots in his ears. The bus driver says "Sir! Why do you have carrots in your ears?". The man says "Sorry, I cant hear you! I got carrots in my ears!"