[WAR] Humor

[Neo Emolga]

Slender Man
Parody of Elton John's "Rocket Man (I Think It's Going to be a Long Long Time)"

Got my suit on, all black and white
No face, way I am
For there's gonna be fri-i-ight when I'm seen again
All these rumors here, but it's just my life
Tentacles out of place
It's such a cri-i-meless fright

And the people feel like it's a big big crime
It seems the fear just always creeps their mind
I'm just too thin but always like to roam
No oh oh oh
I'm the Slender Man
Slender Man, waiting out in the dark alone

And the people feel like it's a big big crime
It seems the fear just always creeps their mind
I'm just too thin but always like to roam
No oh oh oh
I'm the Slender Man
Slender Man, waiting out in the dark alone



I approach the children, they flip their lids
Just want to wish them well
Guess it's hard to believe I was once a kid
And all this panic, can't they understand?
Don't they like a game of hide and seek?
The Slender Man, the Slender Man

And the people feel like it's a big big crime
It seems the fear just always creeps their mind
I'm just too thin but always like to roam
No oh oh oh
I'm the Slender Man
Slender Man, waiting out in the dark alone

And the people feel like it's a big big crime
It seems the fear just always creeps their mind
I'm just too thin but always like to roam
No oh oh oh
I'm the Slender Man
Slender Man, waiting out in the dark alone

And the people feel like it's a big big crime
And the people feel like it's a big big crime
Why do they all feel like it's a big big crime
Why do they all feel like it's a big big crime
And the people feel like it's a big big crime
And the people feel like it's a big big crime
And the people feel like it's a big big crime
And the people feel like it's a big big crime