Somewhat adult humor. Kiddies look away.
Spoiler:

I tried to access the pokemon center site at TAFE when I saw this. It was blocked, with the reason being 'porn'. I took a snapshot and tried to put it on tinypic to post it here. Tinypic was blocked for the same reason. TAFE internet is like an overprotective mother who has watched too much crime channel (that scenario is way too relatable)


Anyway, damn you americans! I never got an event pokemon before X/Y! Never!

Ah well. We got X and Y before you, and will get OR and AS before you ;)