The "What do you look like? Thread"

[Corey]

I WOULD REPLY TO EVERY SINGLE BEAUTIFUL PICTURE BUT IT'S 1 AM AND I'M SIMULTANEOUSLY TRYING TO BEAT MAYLENE IN PLATINUM BUT I PROMISE I SAW EVERY PIC AND YOU ARE ALL GORGEOUS.

And regarding shaving, yeah, I never really have to shave. I mean I pluck, trim, and shave my...goods, if you know what I mean before an encounter with another man if you know what I mean, but since I never really put myself out there and thus rarely have such encounters, I rarely shave. But when said encounters are set to occur, it takes me, like, two hours in the bath delicately saving my...y'know.

BUT ANYWAY HERE IS ME THIS PIC WAS FROM FOUR DAYS AGO WITH MY BEST FRIEND. I cut my hair and grew a beard!!! I wanted to post a picture (due to Xanthe's request to see my beard), but I never really had a good picture to post. But this pic got the most like on Instagram that I've ever had, so...

Spoiler:

the dang insta tag icon thing wouldn't go away bc i had to screenshot this on my computer BUT

(and if you don't know me/what i look like im the one of the left)