Skills that you'd like to pick up

[Death's Spook]

I'd like to be more clever and witty. Especially with comebacks.

This is a great life skill (speaking from experience) but also dangerous because the way you get good at it is that it’s on automatic. There are times when I know I’m gonna make a snarky comment but don’t actually know what I’m about to say until it comes out. It’s nearly gotten me in hot water.

I would love to pick up Mandarin Chinese and learn more complex mathematics (in both the dictionary and mathematical senses). I would have to find time for both and refine the languages I already know before I do the former.