Farts

[Suicune's Fire]

Farts, pop-offs, fluffs, booty burps, toots, flatulence, butt biscuits (thank you, internet xD), stinkers...

I'm wondering, how does everyone feel about them? xD Personally I don't like doing it in public, unless I'm alone, but I've gotten to that comfortable stage in my relationship where we just do it in front of each other. xD I sometimes do it around certain friends, but not people I don't know well. Around family I don't care, unless it's extended family.

Don't be afraid to comment. Everyone does them. ;D


I was tempted to make it public but I'm not that cruel. ;]

[Neo Emolga]

Lol, I've never heard of them being called "booty burps," so I had to laugh at that.

Yeah, when it's possible, I just high-tail it to the bathroom. And if not, then... at least try not to share the experience. :P

[Noblejanobii]

My Irish friend refers to them as "Air Biscuits." So whenever he farts he just elbows me and says "air biscuit." Everyone around us is so confused and I'm just like "DUDE!!"

I only fart when I'm nervous, in which case there's no stopping them. They're usually the silent but deadly type too. Though occasionally when it isn't a nervous fart and I'm like in school, I try to make it silent because there's no way I'm getting to the bathroom in most of my classes.

[Suicune's Fire]

Ahaha neither had I, Neo! I looked it up on the interwebz. It's good for that. xD I loved your description of high-tailing it to the bathroom. xD

OH MY GOSH, SILENT BUT DEADLY IS THE WORST. It sucks when you're holding one in and then you laugh...and there's no stopping it.

[Noblejanobii]

My dog has a habit of shooting silent but deadly ones my way whenever we're in the bed together. If I kick her too hard to make her move, she not only refuses to move but as let's a really smelly one rip, then proceeds to push me off the bed. It's why I must be gentle when pushing her around the bed.

[Pokemon Trainer Sarah]

Oh my god Xanthe, trust you to make this thread xD

[Suicune's Fire]

My dog has a habit of shooting silent but deadly ones my way whenever we're in the bed together. If I kick her too hard to make her move, she not only refuses to move but as let's a really smelly one rip, then proceeds to push me off the bed. It's why I must be gentle when pushing her around the bed.

Ahahahaha like a dog would! My brother's dog does that when he's lying on the floor. You think he's all innocent when... prrrp! Omg she sounds so sassy! xD

Oh my god Xanthe, trust you to make this thread xD

XD! Neo encouraged silly threads so I thought to make this one. c:

[Noblejanobii]

Well my dog is 11 (77 in dog years) so I think she's entitled to it. She was my Christmas present when I was in the first grade after my other dog who was practically my brother died that May prior to. So, she's dealt with me for a bazillion years, I think she's entitled to it.

[Suicune's Fire]

I love how you had to put the dog years equivalent for extra credibility. XD Lol fair enough. Aw, poor other doggy. :c

[Noblejanobii]

Well I mean, my grandma on my mom's side is 94 and she's one of the sassiest (and most indecisive) people I know.

Yeah he had bone cancer and we had to put him down. We still have his ashes.