My concern more lay with the fact that he was still working there five years later.

I have a list of 365 ways to get kicked out. Though not all of them were on purpose. Here's what I've done:
First SC: Fell asleep on the furniture (purposeful)
Second SC: Knocked over the baby powder rack and caused a mini explosion (accidental)
Third SC: Drove around in a Barbie car making sure to hit people (purpose)
First NC: Knocking CDs off the display shelves, waiting while an employee fixes them, then repeat until kicked out (purpose)
First Tennessee: Fired a cork gun and knocked over a bicycle display (accident)
Second Tennessee: Hid in the clothes rack circles, then we people walked by I jumped out screaming "AIYEEEEEE!!" (purpose)
First Georgia: Tripped on carpet and tackled the manager of the furniture section (accident)
Second Georgia (same location as the first): Bought a deck of yu-gi-oh cards and ran around challenging people to a d-d-d-d-duel! (Purpose)
First Nevada: Tapped a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and whenever someone walked past I would say "I know where you live." (Purpose)
First Nebraska: Set all the alarm clocks to go off every ten minutes (purpose)
First NY: Baby dropped its rattle, I stepped on it and broke it, the mother proceeded to throw a hissy fit (accident)
Second NY: Ran through the make-up department yelling "There's a dead body in aisle 3!" (Purpose)
Third NY: Hid inside gym bags and popped out whenever someone walked by yelling "What year is it!" (Purpose)
First Florida: Brought a rubber knife into the store (accident)
Second Florida: Glued pennies head side up to the floor (purpose)