Admit it, on any long road trip, a guaranteed way to pass the time (and annoy the driver) is to sing "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."

But why stop at just 99 bottles? Let's create the longest version of the song ever, with ten million bottles of beer.

The rules:

--write out smaller numbers so keep it from being a spam post

--For consistency's sake, please use "If one of those bottles should happen to fall," for the third line (I have nothing against "You take one down and pass it around", I just learned it as "If one of those bottles should happen to fall.")

So, here we go!

::blows pitch pipe::

Ten million bottles of beer on the wall, ten million bottles of beer on the wall,

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall...