I just hate job interviews.

You gotta get dressed up really nice and proper, be super-prepared, have to talk a TON, smile even though you'd rather be doing something else, and try to be professional in front of new people while answering questions that just hit high on the "duh" factor.

Why do you want to work here?
Because I need money and society forces me to earn it!

Where do you see yourself in five years?
How would I know? Does it look like I have a crystal ball?

What did you do in your last position?
My resume is RIGHT in front of you! Why else did I give it to you!?

What kind of salary would you like?
Hmm... as high as possible?

Do you prefer working alone or in groups?
You always do both to some degree no matter what the position is!

What's your weakness?
-Insert something witty that has nothing to do with work, such as dancing, singing, juggling, or tightrope walking!

This kind of stuff drives me crazy, and it shows up on every interview. You're forced to answer these kinds of questions in a way that just isn't really you, nor do they make any sense in real people terms. But if you don't, bam, you blow the interview and you aren't considered "professional."