people with no sense of humor. and people who cant take a joke, i'm not out to offend people so if i take it too far just say dont do that again and i wont. that's fine!

story in spoiler, flagged as spoiler because it's got swearwords and it's themed around things that tend to be a bit .. loaded you can say. so i warned you!
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but some people. when i say some people i mean tumblr people are just looking to be offended so you're the bad guy and they are so amazing that they mouthed you off because you're horrible. atleast that's my experience.
once upon a time i was in a chatroom on skype with friends and friends of friends and friends of friends friends. a mixed bunch. this was middle of last year.
remember remember when all the fuzz was about gender! hah quality joke. and i said my oppinion which is a simple one "it's getting terribly advanced here i just judge gender by what people are hiding in their pants i'm old facioned like that" some laugh, some dont laugh one lady, not even transgender i might add. flips the hell out and verbally tears me a new one.
so.. i get a litte angry, she's already pissed off way beyond listening to reason so when i say "it was a joke, im sorry wont do it again" no mercy it's just right on the dont joke about that it's serious and .. etcetera. at this point im really angry so i got, mean.
so i cut deep with a sharp insult "listen. i'm not gonna tell you what you can get offended by, that's your business. however i will tell you that you're living in la-la land if you think that's an apropriate reaction and i can tell you that you'll be eaten alive by the real world (now my tone goes from devoid of emotion to angry) and if i ever fuc***ng have the displeasure of meeting you, im going to punch you in the mouth you misserable b**h. i say nothing after that and i leave the chat.

i have never been that angry either before or after i dont think i have ever said anything that horrible to anyone else. and while i regret the threat because i'm not violent really i'd probably snap my wrist if i tried - you know. whatever. the problem with all of this is that i was the bad guy. i was the bad guy! me. i get screamed at by someone who's clearly lacking a bit in the terms of anger management and and i talk back even try to apologize with no sucsess. and im the bad guy. and that's what i call bullshit.


sorry about the little rant story there i tried to make it into a funny-ish story but it's hard to do in text. i should do a podcast. i should. i'm just too lazy. and im a horrible host.