You'd think with a common name like "Joseph," most people would get it right. Surprise! They don't.

Usually when I call in a food order for pickup, it's like they took my name, put it on a rack with Scrabble tiles, and then just mashed it with their face, and what's left over is what usually gets put on the receipt.

Xanthe is a cool-sounding name, though. I haven't met anyone else with a name like that, but it's nice and unique.