[Chus vs Dittos] The Metascript (aka the Dittome)

[Tenacity]

I'm a classy Vanillite (have you seen my avatar? So cute!) so I'll keep this civil.

@The Nonexistent Tazz @Neo Emolga

I'd like to apologise to you two, and to anyone else who I've upset but has kept quiet about it. It was a distasteful move, I suppose. I know how important religion and spirituality are to people, so I knew what I wrote would be risky. But it was not written to mock or upset, merely to make people laugh (and for my own personal enjoyment). I'm not going to pretend it wasn't a parody of the Bible, either, because it was. I thought that because I think of it as harmless (and, logically, it is harmless) that others would see it the same way, but I guess that's not true. I shouldn't expect that of people I barely know, anyway. I'll happily amend the first (and now, only) entry if it means you'll forgive me. I'm sorry. <3