[Chus vs Dittos] The Metascript (aka the Dittome)

[Suicune's Fire]

OK, honestly, I am in fact Christian and this is actually pressing my buttons a bit, total honesty here. Please, if you're going to make a holy manuscript, be SOMEWHAT original in how it is presented.

Sorry, Tazz. Nobody meant to offend. Honestly I think you're taking this all waaaaaaaaaay too seriously. It's not making fun of anything. It's all silly non-seriousness.


Also...most of this resembles regular Pokemon lore. Written in a book. Except we replaced 'Arceus' with Ditto. I'm not actually familiar with the Christian bible so I didn't realise how closely it was being resembled. Again, though, it's just a joke.