I may be dark and n̮̝ḛ͍̫f͉͇̫̳̳ͅa̴r͉̙̭i͖̮͇̮͎o̰u̡͓͇̥s̟, but you deͬͦ̆̄̈ͥͦ̌̌ͪ̂̋̊҉̫͉͎͍͖͔̘̼̰͇͖͇̬̙serve a happy birthday from me, toͨͯͣͦ̅͋͢҉̧̧̯̯̬̗̣͎͚̩̲͖̜̯̮̮̻͙o. >:3

May your eͬͦ̆̄̈ͥͦ̌̌ͪ̂̋̊҉̫͉͎͍͖͔̘̼̰͇͖͇̬̙nemies s͓̩͢u̺̱͉͚̥̣f҉̘̙̰̤̬͍f̡͖̼̣͍̯̱e̙̙̗r̩̩͈̗, your wallet be fat with riches galore, may others be jeͬͦ̆̄̈ͥͦ̌̌ͪ̂̋̊҉̫͉͎͍͖͔̘̼̰͇͖͇̬̙alous of your proͨͯͣͦ̅͋͢҉̧̧̯̯̬̗̣͎͚̩̲͖̜̯̮̮̻͙wess, and may your wrath be fieͬͦ̆̄̈ͥͦ̌̌ͪ̂̋̊҉̫͉͎͍͖͔̘̼̰͇͖͇̬̙rce and frighten̶̪̬̥͖̱̮̲̹͎ͯ͒͆̓͌̓̽̂́ͅing.

Enjoy some l͇o̤̭̪̻ͅv͙̻̲͍͡e̝̼̺̥͍͍̼ḻ͎̦́y̷ sweets oͨͯͣͦ̅͋͢҉̧̧̯̯̬̗̣͎͚̩̲͖̜̯̮̮̻͙n your special day. I recoͨͯͣͦ̅͋͢҉̧̧̯̯̬̗̣͎͚̩̲͖̜̯̮̮̻͙mmend dark chocolate. >:3