The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[SamuRay]

Hey hello fellas newbie here

[Ganyu]

Welcome, newbie. To death. :)

*"steps" onto the teleporter*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hi, SamuRay! Welcome to PXR, and the Last Poster Wins! Interested in a bit of casual role-play?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Everyone (who's following along at this point) is now in the teleporter, including MR. ICE. This Narrator remembers what SIVELOS forgets.*

*You then teleport.*

*You very briefly see a massive city of onyx, with four bell towers predominant in the background as well as a raised platform that is the peak of the city. You also see, quite clearly, huge sentry guns. About twenty or so, all well beyond Level 3, and all aimed right at you. The other members of the RaGNaK, bar CERTAINTY, have all aimed powerful long-range weaponry at you.*

*SIVELOS auto-drops the key, and the group teleports in, but not before taking some fire. The RaGNaK, in that time, have fired off enough rounds that it would have instantly killed you all, ENDURE be darned, had you not instantly teleported.*

Image:...Where'd they go?!

Bloodhound: From my understanding of the situation...That isn't just an entrance. This place has several 'bubbles,' supported by The Black. The only way through them are through these teleporters...

Revenankh: Not really teleporters, they change your form to a microscopic substance that was made void-proof, then instantly travel through the void to the bubble of choice...But...

*Revenankh enters the teleporter. He comes back quickly.*

...We can't follow where they went, it seems.

Image:...We...We had it all in the bag. We had a WIN! We held off the Wraithguard on the outside, their FULL WRATH! We mercilessly destroyed their defenses! We had our own plan WORK! And what happens?! Defeated by BLIND LUCK?!

Krathlos: Now you know how I felt. I feel your pain, Image.

Image: LUCK IS THE ONLY WAY THEY'VE EVER WON A BATTLE!!! AGAINST TRUE POWER, THEY NEVER HAD A HOPE!!!

Freedom: Ah, you fret too much, Image! We must merely find the Soul of The Black, and, Certainty provided us with a hair! We can seek his essence across almost anywhere in space-time!

Bloodhound: Ooooooh yes. There is nowhere The Black can hide for long...

Image:...Yes, I suppose that is a consolation, we have advanced our plans somewhat. As a soul, The Black is far more vulnerable, and it's a trifling matter to alter our weapons to soul-shattering devices...Yes, we just have to hunt him down. We've taken out his defenses almost totally...

...Now time to strike.

*Image and company leave.*

*Meanwhile, you heard the whole thing via the other side of the teleporter, a 1-way speaker.*

Bahamut:...Well...

Justice: Blind Luck. I have never been so insulted.

Rebecca: Well, as long as it's in our favor, It's still good, right?

Ominous: Statistically the odds were against us from the onset. The wave of RaGNaK troops implied a greater force than what would be available to a singular daemon lord of Nidhogg's considerable strength, and that was already a serious power advantage.

Justice: so, where are-

*YOu stand in what is quite clearly a treasure room.*

Bahamut: This is The Black's loot room.

Justice: L00T.

Bahamut: Whatever you say. This is basically where he kept anything of value...

*There is a small TV not too far from your position. It turns on. On it is The Black.*

The Black: OK then, Mercenaries. I'm going to assume you came here because you SUCCESSFULLY saved my rear end from the grave rather than letting the RaGNaK get at me, because total annihilation and all that. If you just looted the key off my corpse, and the world HASN'T ended, good news: My soul lives on where my body clearly hasn't, but now it is your duty to immediately find it, because let's face facts, you could get every EXP point in existence and all of it wouldn't matter if existence is annihilated. Oh, and if YOU were my killers...Well, the Wraithguard would have their way with you, so you wouldn't be viewing this video unless you had a really good reason.

*This is pre-recorded.*

In any and all cases, assuming you haven't killed me yourselves, you may help yourselves. Just, stay away from the stuff in the back...That's a private collection. The rest I can give away freely. Also, just copy the blueprints if you're interested, don't outright take them.

*This place is giant! It's kind of like the first platform, except this place has walls to put gear on and is much, much bigger. Each piece is separated by age, material, value, shape and power, and there's at least one of anything you could imagine. It's filled to the brim with ancient and powerful artifacts, some of which eclipse your own gear totally! A pile of blueprints to weapons and vehicles of considerable might isn't far from your position! This stuff doesn't rank lower than EPIC-THE BLACK has taken considerable care of these weapons and armor!*

*THe Back row is protected by a powerful force field that doesn't seem to be able to be affected by, well, anything you have. Behind it is L00T that some would kill for, and L00T that eclipses all you possess, and probably all you WILL possess. He had good reason to put it there*

*There is also a key ring on the wall directly above the TV set, holding 5 keys. One is exactly like the one you used to get here. The Key ring is labeled "Master Key Set," and each Key is labeled: "Wraithguard HQ (1 Prong), The Black City (3 Prong), Sek's resting place (5 Prong), Entrance (7 Prong), Valuables (9 Prong)."*

*The Entrance is shut off. Sek'Talkus'es resting place doesn't sound like the place to be. The RaGNaK probably didn't remove those sentries-you can't tell. You're already in the valuables section. The Wraithguard HQ is the only place left to go. Take EVERYTHING, then leave for the Wraithguard HQ when you are ready.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*LL!SIVELOS gathers up a large portion of L00T for himself. He also writes down all of the blueprints he comes across.*

Yoooo, this is crazy! The only L00T collection I've seen that rivals this is the one at the end of the Challenge Dungeon…

Apoph: What is your obsession with loot?

First off, it's L00T… Secondly, you wouldn't understand. Too many rogue-style RPGs did this to me.

Apoph: Bluh...

*Also, I forgot to mention this earlier… LL!SIVELOS's stats mirror LAVA LORD's stats to the number. He's basically a Mighty Glacier, with great stats all around the board, apart from his speed. Despite being the slowest of the Lords, he's still quite faster than some of you.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Among the notable L00T you collect is:*

*THE TEXTRIXCALIBUR, or at least a good replica of it. it's the strongest one-handed sword you possess.*

*THE HAWKWOMAN, a Morning-Star style flail styled after the titular comic book character's own weapon.*

*THE MIRROR'S EDGE, a sword similar in power to THE TEXTRIXCALIBUR.*

*-INSERT A LEGENDARY WEAPON HERE,- Which can turn into a LEGENDARY WEAPON of ANY FORM, but this transformative ability only works once and you can't decide what it turns into. MR. ICE manages to pick it up, binding it to him!*

*THE MAX, a 1-handed ax made of used car parts. Very METAL.*

*PIERCE THE HEAVENS, a spear that ends in a powerful drill.*

*THE MEGA BUSTER, an arm cannon designed in the likeness of the titular. Can copy abilities from some foes.*

*XERXES, a metallic compound bow that ends in spikes for close-quarters engagements, made of gold and some type of black metal.*

*THE TRANSISTOR, a technological blade with a red 'eye' in the center. There's a note attached stating stuff about Process and a Cloudbank, whatever that stuff is.*

*Lastly, THE NITROUS, a magic book literally covered in flames and filled to the brim with powerful magics, leaning towards fiery destruction but containing quite a lot more besides.*

*You also pick up the Schematics, which are for all sorts of units. You've got Shcematics for ADAM Plants, Social Birds, Titans, and Demomen.*

Bahamut: OK, now that we've gotten everything...Let's get to the Wraithguard HQ.

*Bahamut waits for you guys on the teleporter platform.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*LL!SIVELOS grabs the TETRIXCALIBUR for later use. LAVA LORD isn't very good at using swords.*

*APOPH grabs the HAWKWOMAN, and equips it, binding it to him.*

*DMK takes and equips THE MIRROR'S EDGE, binding it to him. How fitting.*

*LL!SIVELOS offers BAHAMUT the XERXES.*

I think you might make good use of this. Want it?

[SamuRay]

OOC// OOOOOh. So long rp's i can just do a little one.

A shadowy figure jumps out and steals XERXES

[Ganyu]

*chooses the Nitrous*

*finds Something Absolutely Cold and Icy lying almost unnoticeably on the floor*

[Sir Sivelos]

*LL!SIVELOS grabs the SHADOWY FIGURE by the throat and points the sharp end of the WAR CANE at this person's throat.*

Who are you, and how did you get here!? Were you following us!?