The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Ganyu]

This reminds me of the time when two lamps accidentally bumped into each other and releasing two djinns that were bound to each other.

Also I can't believe you are into Bionicle. Grotesque.

[Sir Sivelos]

((Excuse me--))

*SIVELOS has a right to like whatever he wants, no matter how horrible and confusing it is.*

Hey!

*You have to admit, BIONICLE has a plot rivaling the complexity of HOMESTUCK.*

Okay, you have a point.

[Ganyu]

I don't like Homestuck either. I guess they are similar in terms of being plain and bad.

*scribbles down a deduction of 50 points from Sivelos in a personal notepad*

[legendary_addict]

Agnes: Oh, so Firaga is bad against this Freedom dude. Better remember that. Also, Dark is pretty much like Dark Pulse in Pokemon, but Bravely Default Style o3o
Yeah. Pretty much. Also, do you know when this Lava Deity is coming out?
Agnes: Yeah, I'm prettu useless without anyone helping me. I still can't find any Deity on my Universal Map. That or I missed a crapload of them because I didn't notice them.
Knowing you, you probably have missed a lot of them.
Agnes: Sh-shush!

[Sir Sivelos]

*You can just use DARK PULSE if you want to, LA. That is, if you know the move.*

Oh no don't

[Wander]

excuse me sir bionicle is great and so is homestuck which im still not even close to catching up on //shot

also agnes where tiz, edea and ringabel at //shot again

[Sir Sivelos]

Somebody agrees with me! …Also, why are we suddenly talking about Bionicle?

*I'm not sure, as nobody should know about the RAHKSHI currently locked in and attempting to break out of the CARGO HOLD.*

The what?

*Exactly.*

Apoph: Argh, this nonsense again! I'm tired of it! *APOPH uses another basic attack, putting every metric ton of effort he can muster into it!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*APOPH grumbles and uses a basic attack on FREEDOM. Nothing much else he can do.*

*Via psychic communication*

<Hey, Bahamut... Do you know a move called 'Sing it Loud, Sing it Proud?' 'Cause I can enhance it to make everybody immune to silencing... But this includes Freedom as well. Also, I would cast it myself, but I'm a bit preoccupied, and it might cause Freedom to target me.>

*If you take your concentration off the wheel for an INSTANT, you are dead. Those SUPERNOVA CANNONS are almost hitting your ships almost all the time! Use of any move will kill you!*

Bahamut: Well, now I do...

*drinks the potion (if still silenced)*

*casts Arcane Maelstrom; wormholes appear, unleashing copious amounts of old volatile energy that hailed from the time of the multiverse's birth*

*You drink an UNSILENCING POTION and cure yourself for another attack. However, due to FREEDOM's ABILITY, you will have to drink one per non-basic attack!*

*Your ARCANE MAELSTROM reacts with ETERNITY'S JOURNAL, and you sense the holes suddenly multiply to an insane degree! FREEDOM is literally covered 360 with holes! The force of every SUPERDIMENSION or similar substitute to ever be born is suddenly slammed into FREEDOM with immense force! From what very little holes in the many portals there are, you see an utterly immense light! You have given FREEDOM a front-row seat to the creation of REALITY ITSELF!!! You have unlocked your second UNIQUETECH: THE DAWNBRINGER!!*

*...Holy smokes you are drained. You are OUT OF ENERGY and must spend a turn recharging. That was stronger than some of your allies moves, did you expect it to be without cost? Also, FREEDOM's ability still kicks in and silences you.*

*SIVELOS continues piloting, APOPH continues attacking basically.*

*Whap!*

*casts IMPRISON: EMBARGO at Freedom*

*casts ETERNITY: WINTRY WRATH as well*

*You're out of energy and SILENCED as well!*

*SIVELOS imitates plane noises whilst he's piloting.*

---

*In the cargo hold, several things lay about. All the commotion caused some ruckus down below. A jar falls over, causing a small slug-like creature to slither out - the infamous spawns of MAKUTA; the KRAATA. And not just any KRAATA, a SHADOW KRAATA at that. The SHADOW KRAATA slithers around for a bit, eventually finding a spare suit of RAHKSHI ARMOR that had been confiscated by the LEGION some time ago. Crafting RAHKSHI armor is relatively easy, but getting hold of KRAATA is difficult… How they got one, especially as rare as a SHADOW KRAATA, is up to interpretation. The KRAATA enters the RAHKSHI ARMOR and becomes a dreaded RAHKSHI.*

*The RAHKSHI, specifically a RAHKSHI of FEAR, more commonly called a TURAHK, walks around, inspecting things and prodding them with its staff. However, this is unbeknownst to you. But there is a RAHKSHI onboard the ship now, which may spell doom for all of you.*

*FREEDOM senses the RAHKSHI, but doesn't respond, knowing this could be utterly brilliant. Then again, you being the heroes you are, it is likely that whatever he's got up his sleeve is just another special grunt that you'll thrash into paste.*

This reminds me of the time when two lamps accidentally bumped into each other and releasing two djinns that were bound to each other.

Also I can't believe you are into Bionicle. Grotesque.

*Oi! No insults! Your recharge now takes even longer!*

((Excuse me--))

*SIVELOS has a right to like whatever he wants, no matter how horrible and confusing it is.*

Hey!

*You have to admit, BIONICLE has a plot rivaling the complexity of HOMESTUCK.*

Okay, you have a point.

*Nothing rivals HOMESTUCK in complexity, nothing. Unfortunately, it is a proven fact! Law of existence! Nothing can have a more complicated continuity than HOMESTUCK!*

I don't like Homestuck either. I guess they are similar in terms of being plain and bad.

*scribbles down a deduction of 50 points from Sivelos in a personal notepad*

*That better be sarcasm. You do realize that half of your crew currently consists of THOSE Trolls, right?*

Agnes: Oh, so Firaga is bad against this Freedom dude. Better remember that. Also, Dark is pretty much like Dark Pulse in Pokemon, but Bravely Default Style o3o
Yeah. Pretty much. Also, do you know when this Lava Deity is coming out?
Agnes: Yeah, I'm prettu useless without anyone helping me. I still can't find any Deity on my Universal Map. That or I missed a crapload of them because I didn't notice them.
Knowing you, you probably have missed a lot of them.
Agnes: Sh-shush!

*You haven't-it's literally right below you! However, it's also right below 5 miles of DOOM LAVA, which is absolute death to touch! Best not try that now!*

*You have a spell that can summon something random to your aid-as of right now it's your only hope.*

*You can just use DARK PULSE if you want to, LA. That is, if you know the move.*

Oh no don't

*FREEDOM has no (proven) resistance to DARKNESS.*

excuse me sir bionicle is great and so is homestuck which im still not even close to catching up on //shot

also agnes where tiz, edea and ringabel at //shot again

Somebody agrees with me! …Also, why are we suddenly talking about Bionicle?

*I'm not sure, as nobody should know about the RAHKSHI currently locked in and attempting to break out of the CARGO HOLD.*

The what?

*Exactly.*

Apoph: Argh, this nonsense again! I'm tired of it! *APOPH uses another basic attack, putting every metric ton of effort he can muster into it!*

*You do realize you can JUST DRINK A POTION! Nevertheless, more whacking of FREEDOM happens.*

*SIVELOS'es DIVINE WIND has expired, but PANDROA brings it up again.*

FREEDOM: STOP SPAMMING!

*FREEDOM takes a quick break from his charging attack to use TORMENT on PANDORA!*

*BAHAMUT uses NECKSLAYER on FREEDOM! Owch!*

*FREEDOM's charge is nearing completion!*

*IMAGE ARRIVAL METER: 2/9*

[Sir Sivelos]

*APOPH just drinks a potion, gaining the ability to do things! APOPH morphs into the APOPHIS form and uses UNIQUETECH: FANGS OF APOPHIS! FREEDOM learns what its like to be food as APOPH chews him up for multiple types of damage.*

*Meanwhile, you hear banging as the TURAHK, who is now relevant, is bashing through the door. It'll still take a while for it to come up and see what's going on, but it's definitely going to come sooner or later.*

[Ganyu]

Considering that Homestuck is about me, I have every right to bash my own biography. Also I DIDN'T HIRE THOSE TROLLS. WHO DID? For that blame pushing I should get a recharge discount!