The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

((Okay now you're just pulling this out of your spectral bottom.))

*Yeah. Pretty much.*

*Also, the TURAHK has bashed through around 50% of the door. Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you...*

[Ganyu]

As the best friend of the Homestuck maker, most /was/ pulled out from my spectral bottom and made into a fifth-tier budget comic/doodle/sketch thing.

[Sir Sivelos]

*You're just thriving off this anger, aren't you?*

*Also, how could you be friends with the magnificent Hussie himself? He is a deity far beyond our feeble existences. And his lips are the top exquisite lips in Existence, period.*

[Ganyu]

Thriving off primal emotions is just beneath me. You keep up!

I wonder how I made friends with him too. I regret that choice given that he has made me look like a horned satyr in rainbow vomit...

*drinks another Cure-All in advance*

[Sir Sivelos]

*Well prepared to have rage shoved down your throat.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*APOPH just drinks a potion, gaining the ability to do things! APOPH morphs into the APOPHIS form and uses UNIQUETECH: FANGS OF APOPHIS! FREEDOM learns what its like to be food as APOPH chews him up for multiple types of damage.*

*Meanwhile, you hear banging as the TURAHK, who is now relevant, is bashing through the door. It'll still take a while for it to come up and see what's going on, but it's definitely going to come sooner or later.*

*In an unfortuante coincidence, all the damage types were all PYRGICK, meaning FREEDOM took no damage whatsoever. NOBODY SAID THEY HAD TO BE DIFFERENT.*

Considering that Homestuck is about me, I have every right to bash my own biography. Also I DIDN'T HIRE THOSE TROLLS. WHO DID? For that blame pushing I should get a recharge discount!

*You weren't even in the running for the guy who hired the trolls!*

*Homestuck is not your own biography, dummy.*

((Okay now you're just pulling this out of your spectral bottom.))

*Yeah. Pretty much.*

*Also, the TURAHK has bashed through around 50% of the door. Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you...*

*PANDORA sighs and introduces the TURAHK to ARBITARIAN ENERGIES. Needless to say, the TURAKH is burning alive, worm and armor and all, while it uselessly winds up basically unconscious.*

As the best friend of the Homestuck maker, most /was/ pulled out from my spectral bottom and made into a fifth-tier budget comic/doodle/sketch thing.

*There is no way you know Andrew Hussie. If you knew Hussie you'd be summoning him to rain death and destruction.*

*You're just thriving off this anger, aren't you?*

*Also, how could you be friends with the magnificent Hussie himself? He is a deity far beyond our feeble existences. And his lips are the top exquisite lips in Existence, period.*

*Bingo.*

Thriving off primal emotions is just beneath me. You keep up!

I wonder how I made friends with him too. I regret that choice given that he has made me look like a horned satyr in rainbow vomit...

*drinks another Cure-All in advance*

*You're going to summon RABID HOMESTUCK FANBOYS if you keep up that conversation, and they serve no-one but HUSSIE. You're going to really regret that decision. Also, call the TROLLS a SATYR again and you will also regret the decision. They are HALF OF THE AntIvOId's CREW, YOUR ALLIES. It would be bad to get on their bad side, as a group they are definitely going to screw you over.*

*Well prepared to have rage shoved down your throat.*

*While you were uselessly mouthing off about HOMESTUCK...*

*FREEDOM uses his special UNIQUETECH: 101! Suddenly, APOPH and ECRIVAIN are both dragged into some white void room! Unspeakably painful tortures happen there, to the point where I cannot actually describe the happenings. You rematerialize severely hurt, ECRIVAIN slain and forced to respawn, and APOPH paralyzed and re-silenced, just in case I missed another potion drinking.*

*BAHAMUT uses LIBERATION, which heals your silence and paralysis AND prevents you from getting it again for a little while.*

FREEDOM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! THAT IS...THAT IS...THAT IS...UGLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

*IF FREEDOM could get any more enraged, he would. Sadly, he can't, so that's just his anger. You can bet who his next target is.*

*IMAGE ARRIVAL METER: 3/9. You know, he's going to utterly wreck you if he comes.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*APOPH mutters and uses UNIQUETECH: SYSTEM CRASH! Shabang! Several planets and a sun are introduced to FREEDOM's cranium.*

*The TURAHK fidgets due to the SHADOW KRAATA, being some of the most notoriously annoying KRAATA of all, waking up and attempting to jumpstart its RAHKSHI armor. However, PANDORA did quite a number on it, so there threat of the TURAHK is now null. If you can salvage the RAHKSHI armor and SHADOW KRAATA, you might be able to figure out how they work and mass produce them as units, since RAHKSHI are infamously broken and overpowered. Obviously, you'll have to wait on this since you're fighting a seriously pissed off megalomaniac with fiery hair.*

[legendary_addict]

Agnes: Wait, I can summon any random being. Why have I never thought of that?
Because you were not trying hard enough. Also, keep checking if that Lava Deity pops out beneath you. Do your thing so you can summon him whenever you want, if you have the juice and energy to do it.
Agnes: Shush, I've played games like this before. I know what to do.
Also, keep your eyes glued to any deities on your Universal Map. I swear you missed a lot of them already.
Agnes: Do you not have faith in me? And now to try thiz random summoning out *stabs the ground with....whatever she used to cast the Black Magic*
Also, Wander, yes the Agnes with Tiz (still ship those two) Ringabel and Edea.
Agnes: So that's where you got my name from. So unoriginal.
Shush! I'm horrible at naming!

[Ganyu]

I'll have you know that the protagonist of Homestuck is me. But it's okay; I understand you are just jealous. But there's really nothing to be jealous about for they didn't portray me with Dark Magic.

We should probably cover Bahamut's anal orifice.

*casts Shadow Barrier on Bahamut*

[legendary_addict]

Agnes and LA:Uhh...what is Homestuck about? We've never read it, and probably not planning on reading 6000 pages as people say.
How long has it been out?
Agnes: Ohey we said it at the same time. Remember that time when you and your friend said the two exact same sentence at the same time? That was amazing. This virtual same saying is nothing compared to that.
Heh, I still remember that. That was the best moment in my life before That 0.001 winning gap in Gran Turismo 4 with a Cadillac Cien o3o