Destroy the Godmodder: Pokemon Crossroads edition!

[Dragon Master Mike]

Powerful Summon: 2/30

Mana for a spell: 2/5

After making three human sacrifices beneath the full moon, I Release the power of the scroll of transformation, temporarily turning the godmodder into a chicken. Simultaniously, I prepare a catapult to bombard the godmodders position with flaming chunks of rock.

[gutza1]

+2 to Mike

Fortress: 3/10

I quicksummon Arceus, who then kicks the Godmodder down SCP-87. The Godmodder cannot evade or block the kick, and it will send him down SCP-87. He will make it all the way to the bottom and [DATA EXPUNGED], which is really really bad. If Arcues is not available, I will look down the legendary pokemon ladder until I find a legendary pokemon who is available.

[Sir Sivelos]

I call in a charge for a particularly nasty Orbital Strike, which is aimed at the Godmodder and locked to their current position, ready to fire at any time.

Orbital Strike: 1 / 10

Meanwhile, I use a Shadow Sneak to attempt to blindside the Godmodder, vanishing into darkness and popping up behind him, bringing my sword down onto his unsuspecting neck. That is, if he's unsuspecting and I don't get my head kicked in as a result.

[insert_generic_username]

Richard shows up and attempts to Destroy the Godmodder.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I use the move Gravity, which blocks the Godmodder's flight and makes it so he is no longer immune to Ground-type moves! I then repeat the Earthquake/Fissure attack.

...Or do I? The Godmodder is too busy to realize that, amidst the sea of Pikachus, the person repeating the attack was a copy of me! I send a legion of Ice Pokemon to create a Sheer Cold powerful enough to freeze the Godmodder permanently in a tomb of ice.

You fail because the Godmodder's level is too high, causing it to auto-miss!

Powerful Summon: 2/30

Mana for a spell: 2/5

After making three human sacrifices beneath the full moon, I Release the power of the scroll of transformation, temporarily turning the godmodder into a chicken. Simultaniously, I prepare a catapult to bombard the godmodders position with flaming chunks of rock.

You seem to be somewhat oblivious to Gutza assisting you, just so you know.

You turn the Godmodder into the Chickenmodder, successfully. Next turn, he must be referred to as the Chickenmodder or your attacks will fail! The Chickenmodder is still a powerful Godmodder, and thus flaps its wings and flies over the catapault shots.

+2 to Mike

Fortress: 3/10

I quicksummon Arceus, who then kicks the Godmodder down SCP-87. The Godmodder cannot evade or block the kick, and it will send him down SCP-87. He will make it all the way to the bottom and [DATA EXPUNGED], which is really really bad. If Arcues is not available, I will look down the legendary pokemon ladder until I find a legendary pokemon who is available.

Stopped by the rain of Swords!

I call in a charge for a particularly nasty Orbital Strike, which is aimed at the Godmodder and locked to their current position, ready to fire at any time.

Orbital Strike: 1 / 10

Meanwhile, I use a Shadow Sneak to attempt to blindside the Godmodder, vanishing into darkness and popping up behind him, bringing my sword down onto his unsuspecting neck. That is, if he's unsuspecting and I don't get my head kicked in as a result.

Chickenmodder. He expects it and gives you an offhand backhand...Err, offwing backwing? You don't know either.

Richard shows up and attempts to Destroy the Godmodder.

Stopped by the swords! ((Also by the non-canon status of the game.))

The Chickenmodder mocks you-or should I say BAWKS you-and turns around, firing eggs! One of you will be distracted because of the eggs fired at you, causing an attack to fail! It looks like the spell is wearing off, though...Just one more turn.

[GM] Chickenmodder: 100/100

[gutza1]

Fortress: 4/10

+2 to Mike.

Screw this, the Chickenmodder needs something to attack. A distaction. I quick summon Minsc and Boo (characters from Dungeons & Dragons). I place an anti-mind control cap on them so the Godmodder can't mind control them to his side.

[purple umbreon]

Since I am hungry and see a flying chicken, I take a flamethrower to roast myself some Chickenmodder.

[Sir Sivelos]

I use an ANTI-CHICKEN SPRAY… but then bust out an ATOM BOMB on the Chicken/Godmodder's face as a surprise attack!

[insert_generic_username]

I summon the spirit of ProtonJon, who uses egg powers to turn all the eggs around and bombard the Chickenmodder with eggs.

[gutza1]

+2 to Mike

Fortress: 5/10

I summon a horde of hungry kobolds and sic them on the Chickenmodder. Once the combat is over, I transmogrify the Chickenmodder back into a human with my transmogrifier from Calvin and Hobbes, because this is stupid and I really didn't expect the Godmodder to have been transformed in some way this early in the game.