*sigh*
Well, you see, first we pull out a shrink ray, shrinking our poor victim. Then, we pull out a hammer-and I don't mean a Big Papa Raichu hammer or anything, I mean the Golden Hammer from Super Smash Bros/Wrecking Crew that absolutely destroys your dung, then crush you with it until you are flat enough to be slipped into a sheet of paper as a small smudge. With that done, we shall make sure you are flat with a steamroller and further hammering. Once flattened to perfection, we shall then take a letter, take out dung-scented pens, write a scathing note, stick it into the envelope along with the victim, and then sent directly to the bottom of a lake in siberia in the middle of winter (or any body of water nearby that's frozen over). This way, if they survive, they shall come back fresh and ready for the NEXT Pikachu Survivor Games with a fresh attitude on the whole plague thing, assuming that Ron the disease-proof Level 100 Rhyperior doesn't tear him into chunks first.
THAT's why we don't want you asking about it, Bulbasaur. Did you REALLY need to know that?

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