PXR Adventures! (We make fun of you!)

[Suicune's Fire]

Ho. Ly. Crap. Sloane. You have outdone yourself.

First I was like:



Then I was like:



And then:



This was the best story I have ever read. I laughed so hard. Wow, it is all absolutely perfect... XDD NOW TO QUOTE MY FAVOURITE PARTS!!!

Harry clapped excitedly until he received a glare from Sarah.

So funny. I love this because of how not-Sarah it is. XD

Otherwise I might have to do to you what I did to Fate. And I’m not saying it wasn’t fun, but it was a bit of a mess to clean up all the blood from the walls. Wasn’t it, Harry?” Xanthe had never fled a building so fast in her life.

BAHAHAHA WHAT SHE DID TO FATE! AMAZING!

“I hate Tapatalk!” Xanthe looked around and spotted a drunken guy in the corner.

This. Got me. So hard. I had to contain my laughter so I didn't wake up the household. XDDDD OH MY GOD IT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE TAPATALK. Sam. XDDD

“That’s not how this works, Kaoru! We’re lawfully evil! And I don’t want another ticket! They’re too damn expensive!” As if summoned by Sloane’s words, Eric-saur suddenly appeared out of thin air wearing a policeman uniform. Sloane spotted him and pointed at him. “Don’t you do it, Eric! I see you!” Eric glared at Sloane and wrote on his pad. He ripped off the ticket and held it out towards the boat. “Eric!” Eric moved closer. “ERIC!” Eric quickly slapped the ticket onto the boat then no-clipped into the ground, disappearing into the pavement.

THIS. WHOLE. PARAGRAPH. Ohh my gosh. I could see that all happening in my head as I read it because it was so funny. Noclipping really gets me. XD Oh my gosh. Hilarious. You are hilarious.

It was a factory producing MichaelXDs! Who would do such a thing? Xanthe’s Australian senses began to tingle and she floated back outside the factory. Standing over a giant chasm, Xanthe spotted what unmistakably Neo delivering a very dramatic monologue.

“And soon I’ll be rich! These MichaelXDs will cause so much chaos, every forum for miles will hire me to purge them! I’ll be rich, Caite-chan! RICH!” He burst into evil laughter and the earth began to shake as a louder female laughter echoed from the chasm.

NEO! HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!! That took me by surprise. What an awesome plot twist.


THIS WHOLE STORY WAS AMAZING AND UTTERLY HILARIOUS!!!!! Thank you for such an amazing present! Holy wow, I cannot get over how clever it all was. Sarah being evil (and cursing XD), Speed being a complete ditz (LOL TRANSFORMING INTO KLINK. THAT WAS GOOD), Sabi being stuck up AND SACRED FIRE NOT CHANGING. So good. The part about Kas was hilarious too. XD Oh my gosh. And Max being super nice and then SUPER EVIL. Caite-chan being a massive Jessie was also amazing, AND I LOVED THE WHOLE SAM/KAORU/SLOANE/ME THING. Very funny. The entire setup was pure gold. XD You had such funny ideas and executed them so well. I just loved the whole thing. It made no sense and complete sense at the same time.

The idea of writing everyone with inverted personalities was such a good one!!!! And it was so funny! Eric giving you guys a ticket was so good. AND I LOVED THE "Bees?" REFERENCE. Awesome. I love stories like this that incorporate everyone. xD You must have had a ball writing this.

Thank you so much! It's so hilarious. I'll have to try really hard to come up with something even half as good for your birthday. xD You're so funny. I applaud your amazing creativity and brilliant story. *clap clap clap*

THANK YOU, SUPER SECRET DOUBLE AGENT BUDDY!!!!!!!