The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

You know, I have always had a problem with core. Let's work on that now that I have this boost. And then I wanted to check out #64, It's Better Down Where It's Wetter! Apartments. For the main reason I'm an awesome water type.

FIRST ACTION!

You may have had problems with core before, but now, you ENERGIZE and thunder rages through your fists and your mouth as you let out a thunderous war cry that rocks the planet! You warp-drive through time and space and create additional universes just for funsies! You also spit fire and do many other things that should be impossible for a water type, but you're just that awesome!

Marta has dropped two points of Belly and two points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the intense giga-level workout!

Ooh, that felt good! You're sheddin' and shreddin' that nonsense like you're getting paid millions for it!

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SECOND ACTION!

You decide to check out It's Better Down Where It's Wetter! Apartments, preferably before it becomes candy goo like everything else! And because you're a water type and you're special! SPECIAL I SAY!

You dive in and decide to check out the lovely exterior. It's neat, modern, and it looks like it can be entered from every floor! No more needing to take the stairs or wait an eternity for the elevator to show up! But for now, you swim around the outside to see if there's any nifty things to find. You find it's in really good condition and looks pretty new! And while rent is probably expensive, hey, it's special just for all you fantastic water types! Everyone else can only admire it in pictures! Not even their aerial drones get to enjoy this!

Around the back, you find that it looks like there was a cache hidden here. One of the stone tiles isn't quite what it seems. You nudge it around, wrestle it out, and you find a nifty, hidden compartment with... wow, a whole lot of cash!

$650 Snax$ has been added to the Team Pile!

I mean, whoever hid it here probably isn't going to be happy you found it, but hey, they should have used a locker! That's what they're for! Well, that if the Stalkers haven't turned them into a silly cupcake or a noodle basket yet. Besides, you figure it will be used better for your adventure anyway! Tally-ho!

Marta the Marvelous Buizel (M: Water)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal