The Last Poster Wins! [v23]

[Noblejanobii]

Hey, I have friends that I wouldn't even want to live with. Want to learn all of a person's bad habits and annoying tendencies? There's no better way than to room up with them!

The best kinds of people and friends understand personal space and when "no" means "no." Problem is there's so many people out there that feel everyone should act exactly as they do. And having those people as roommates is total sucktopia.

Yeah I'm done being nice to them. Just saw a mouse and they're all absolutely drunk. Just gonna mention that as we go to bed~

EDIT: This ended up being like 1000x more entertaining than I imagined.

Spoiler:

So I forgot Elli was out on a booty call but the girls set it up perfectly because Ceara, Sarah, and Lydia all had plates of food on the floor so when I got into bed I said “Oh by the way you probably shouldn’t leave that food out I saw a mouse in the kitchen a little bit ago.” They immediately started screaming and went and washed their dishes. Lydia asked me how big it was and in all reality it didn’t look that big but I couldn’t resist and said “oh it was huge. Like one of the biggest I’ve ever seen.” So now they’re fighting for who gets to sleep in Elli’s bed to get away from the mouse.