★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Bulbasaur]

ThE daRK FeaST ConTinUEs...



MASTER RNG has gone terminally insane. It now decides to share its insanity by bringing...

ARNISD as Mega Ampharos and BULBASAUR as Mega Houndoom to the battlefield!

The DOOMWEAVER COIN OF NIGHTMARES has declared BULBASAUR strikes first!

TURN ONE
BULBASAUR makes his opening strike Ice Burn! But it's really just Icy Hot.
ARNISD responds with Electric Terrain! It strikes BULBASAUR for the 1st regular damage strike!

TURN TWO
BULBASAUR retaliates with Bolt Strike! But he just makes a funny face instead!
ARNISD attacks with Pollen Puff! He just ends up blowing dandelion seeds everywhere!

TURN THREE
BULBASAUR attacks with Cross Poison! But it's really just spoiled milk.
ARNISD strikes back with Icicle Spear! But it melts before he can put it together!

TURN FOUR
BULBASAUR tries out a Psycho Shift! But it was really just another crazy dream.
ARNISD uses Muddy Water! But all he really ends up doing is jumping in rain puddles.

TURN FIVE
BULBASAUR strikes with Twineedle! He just ends up pretending to be a Beedrill.
ARNISD attacks back with Octazooka! But he just face-plants instead.

TURN SIX
BULBASAUR attacks with Shadow Sneak! But he ends up just hiding in the shade.
ARNISD attacks with Floral Healing! But rubbing his skin with rose petals doesn't seem to do very much.

TURN SEVEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Frost Breath! But it's really just the result of him chewing too much mint gum.
ARNISD tries Draco Meteor! But he just throws a rock and mutters something in a funny language.

TURN EIGHT
BULBASAUR attacks with Toxic Thread! He just shows us an angry conversation on the League of Legends forum!
ARNISD strikes with Rototiller! But he just spins around like a silly sap.

TURN NINE
BULBASAUR tries Facade! It strikes ARNISD for the 1st regular damage strike!
ARNISD retaliates with Ally Switch! But he has no friends to use as a living shield!

TURN TEN
BULBASAUR attacks with Will-O-Wisp! It results in a NOT VERY EFFECTIVE strike, counting as the second strike against him!
ARNISD attacks with Strength Sap! But he just flails his little flipper arms around!

TURN ELEVEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Lunge! But it's just another funny face-plant.
ARNISD attacks with Double Hit! But it's just more flipper arm flailing!

TURN TWELVE
BULBASAUR uses Follow Me! But ARNISD doesn't feel like chasing him.
ARNISD tries Feint! He makes a funny face and does something goofy with his hands!

TURN THIRTEEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Razor Leaf! But he just throws a bunch of fall foliage around.
ARNISD attacks with Flying Press! But he just jumps around and claps his hands.

TURN FOURTEEN
BULBASAUR attacks back with an Endure! It hits ARNISD for the second normal-damage strike!
ARNISD strikes out with Mega Kick! It strikes BULBASAUR for the third and final normal-damage strike!

ARNISD WINS!

@arnisd, you win battle #2! What kind of insanity would you like to unleash upon your friend Bulbasaur now!? ;P