★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[ARandomTool]

Finnish Ham!
Devolve, please

[Shruikan]

New badge and awesome new banner? I'm sorry, was I meant to have lost? Cause this feels like a victory to me :P

[Neo Emolga]

Finnish Ham!
Devolve, please

Truly, you have acquired the holiday spirit. XD

New badge and awesome new banner? I'm sorry, was I meant to have lost? Cause this feels like a victory to me :P

Hey, I never said it couldn't happen! XD

[Neo Emolga]

Let's get some funky fresh mayhem going!

MASTER RNG makes a toot with his horn and draws in...

NEO EMOLGA as Bellossom and SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf

The MINTY FRESH COIN OF TRANSFORMING CANDY CANES has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN ONE
NEO EMOLGA kicks things off with Mud Sport! But he doesn't associate with pigs!
SCYTHERWOLF opens with Sacred Fire! But it gets mixed up with "Scared Fire" and runs away!

TURN TWO
NEO EMOLGA uses Ice Shard! But then he used that up to keep his drink cold!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Metronome! But that gets mixed up with Metro Gnome and it runs away using the subway!

TURN THREE
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Aerial Ace! But he totally forgot those pilot lessons from years ago!
SCYTHERWOLF tries Sludge Bomb! But she doesn't like handling gross explosives!

TURN FOUR
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Spark! But he can't find an outlet anywhere in the arena!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Explosion! She decides she doesn't like explosives in general!

TURN FIVE
NEO EMOLGA attempts Thousand Arrows! He draws a bunch of them but then decides it's going to take a long time!
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Copycat! She decides drawing arrows seems like a waste of time, also.

TURN SIX
NEO EMOLGA uses Healing Wish! He decides it's probably better to just get a medical license.
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Strength! But she decides maybe taking a weight-lifting class would be a good idea for a New Year's Resolution.

TURN SEVEN
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Imprison! But he didn't bring a cage large enough for that!
SCYTHERWOLF tries Return! It results in the 1st regular damage strike against NEO EMOLGA!

TURN EIGHT
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Lunge! But he doesn't want to end up flat on his face!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Dragon Ascent! But she's never heard of that perfume before!

TURN NINE
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Poison Fang! Unfortunately those didn't survive the post-Halloween disposal.
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Worry Seed! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against her!

TURN TEN
NEO EMOLGA tries Dragon Breath! But he prefers minty fresh breath instead.
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Sludge! But she decides going to the toxic waste dump for that isn't worth it.

TURN ELEVEN
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Chatter! But he runs out of things to say!
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Hidden Power! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike against NEO EMOLGA!

TURN TWELVE
NEO EMOLGA uses Role Play! But he doesn't know what characters he's supposed to portray!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Stomp! But it ends up as just a tap dance!

TURN THIRTEEN
NEO EMOLGA tries Guard Swap! But he didn't have a shield to begin with!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Seed Bomb! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd regular damage strike against her!

TURN FOURTEEN
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Rock Tomb! But he only has pebbles to work with!
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Signal Beam! But they already used it to alert Batman!

TURN FIFTEEN
NEO EMOLGA tries Reversal! He goes backwards!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Photon Geyser! But she stops for a moment and doesn't recall what that looks like.

TURN SIXTEEN
NEO EMOLGA uses Constrict! But he left all his rope at home!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Heal Bell! But all it does is make a cute jingle!

TURN SEVENTEEN
NEO EMOLGA attempts Stored Power! Turns out... it was empty!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Charm! She just wears a cute face!

TURN EIGHTEEN
NEO EMOLGA tries Thunder Punch! But he can't even get a static touch going!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Camouflage! But it turns out pink and yellow is pretty easy to see!

TURN NINETEEN
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Dazzling Gleam! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

NEO EMOLGA WINS!

Holy craps tables, that was close as heck! And yeah, I was a little concerned knowing what losing to you would entail. Yet another dismal round of Gloom right in time for Christmas. XP

Sorry, hun, but you get my Wheel today. Enjoy it, you're the first to try it out!

[Neo Emolga]

Well finally, I get to have a go at it!

NEO EMOLGA RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: Mega Slowbro(Stage 3 of 3)
Pokémon #2: Lilligant (Stage 2 of 2)
Pokémon #3: Weepinbell (Stage 2 of 3)
Pokémon #4: Grubbin (Stage 1 of 3)
Pokémon #5: Foongus (Stage 1 of 2)
Pokémon #6: Luvdisc (Stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Landfill Fun!
Theme #2: Why Photoshop's "Dissolve" is awful
Theme #3: MaX sAtUrAtIoN!
Theme #4: Celebrating the wrong holiday!
Theme #5: Trying to draw with my non-dominant hand!

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: This is the face of failure
Usertitle #2: Maybe it's Maybelline
Usertitle #3: Booger Disaster!
Usertitle #4: Ye Royal Butt Harvest
Usertitle #5: Fabulous Explosive Flatulence

Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, this is exactly why you'll never catch me using "Dissolve" for any legitimate purpose. In all my years of Photoshop, I've never found a decent use for what essentially makes your stuff look like pixelated Missingno glitch static. XD

[Bulbasaur]

As long as you know Godmence's return is on its way, we're good. :]

[Scytherwolf]

OH NO

[Neo Emolga]

As long as you know Godmence's return is on its way, we're good. :]

I think I hear the dark chorus already. XD

OH NO

I know, I feel cruel now!

I think next game, I'll make my wheels more focused on being purely loony rather than conjuring out garbage. XD

[Neo Emolga]

Well, guh, gee, i wunda who iz guna battl tuday.

MASTER RNG makes a zombie moan and drags...

NOBLEJANOBII as Mimikyu and SAMMY0295 as Finneon to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii @sammy0295

The TINY COIN OF FLUFFY GUINEA PIGS OF DEVASTATION has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN ONE
NOBLEJANOBII starts up with Block! But her wooden cube doesn't seem to have any effect!
SAMMY0295 kicks things off with Core Enforcer! But she doesn't see the center of apples worth defending all that much!

TURN TWO
NOBLEJANOBII uses Powder Snow! But she cheats and uses cotton balls instead!
SAMMY0295 tries Switcheroo! But she doesn't know what to swap with what!

TURN THREE
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Transform! Turns out changing her Pikachu disguise doesn't count!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Noble Roar! She finds her squeak is neither noble nor sounds like a roar!

TURN FOUR
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Refresh! She cleans the area, but has no effect on the battle!
SAMMY0295 attempts Crunch! She crushes a can in front of everyone!

TURN FIVE
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Dragon Dance! Turns out dressing up like a Dragonite and twisting with a hula hoop doesn't count.
SAMMY0295 uses Oblivion Wing! Good luck trying that without wings!

TURN SIX
NOBLEJANOBII tries Bolt Strike! She finds it probably won't work with nuts or wingnuts either.
SAMMY0295 unleashes Secret Sword! It's so secret, we still have yet to see it!

TURN SEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Pound! She finds using British legal tender in this setting not quite so effective.
SAMMY0295 uses Gravity! She shows how it works by dropping an apple to the ground!

TURN EIGHT
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Origin Pulse! But she doesn't know where that's supposed to come from!
SAMMY0295 tries Amnesia! But forgetting how that works doesn't count either!

TURN NINE
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Tearful Look! But she's got too much holiday joy!
SAMMY0295 attempts Fire Spin! But watching a lit match just puts it out!

TURN TEN
NOBLEJANOBII uses Beak Blast! But her disguise didn't include one of those!
SAMMY0295 tries Psychic! But she just uses her imagination to no effect!

TURN ELEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Trump Card! But she finds she accidently packed Obama Card instead.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Agility! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII

TURN TWELVE
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Poison Powder! Turns out she got her anthrax mixed up with confectioner's sugar.
SAMMY0295 uses Pursuit! But she finds NOBLEJANOBII is a tough one to chase around!

TURN THIRTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Iron Defense! She eats a lot of spinach, but it doesn't do much for protecting her.
SAMMY0295 unleashes Sparkling Aria! She wonders if that's a type of drinking water.

TURN FOURTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII tries Egg Bomb! But she's not sure how to get it to explode with a detonator.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Ice Shard! But her icicle didn't make it through since last year!

TURN FIFTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII uses Acrobatics! She jumps around a lot, but that's really all that happens.
SAMMY0295 attempts Hydro Cannon! But that would have been expensive to ship over here.

TURN SIXTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Mega Kick! But it's tough with tiny feet!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Surf! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII

TURN SEVENTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Echoed Voice! But her attempt to fool everyone by repeating it softer and softer is quickly found out!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Parabolic Charge! But she doesn't know how to plug in her algebra book!

TURN EIGHTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII uses After You! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 tries Pollen Puff! Turns out they're actually cheese doodles!

TURN NINETEEN
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Guard Split! But that seems like a mean thing to do to security!
SAMMY0295 uses Rock Blast! Turns out her pebble collection just won't do the job!

TURN TWENTY
NOBLEJANOBII uses Hex! She gets it mixed up with Chex and ends up with breakfast cereal instead.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Clear Smog! But the air is clear and free of pollution today!

TURN TWENTY-ONE
NOBLEJANOBII tries Blue Flare! But it keeps coming out orange when she lights them!
SAMMY0295 attempts Silver Wind! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in a 2nd regular damage strike against her!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Night Slash! But she's going to need to wait a few hours for that!
SAMMY0295 tries Acupressure! But she can't make it work with only fins!

TURN TWENTY-THREE
NOBLEJANOBII uses Dragon Rage! Turns out getting all angry in her Dragonite disguise doesn't work either.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Dig! But she can't figure out how to use a shovel like this!

TURN TWENTY-FOUR
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Infestation! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!

NOBLEJANOBII WINS!

Gee whiz, another close match!

Well, Noble can't evolve and she's already Wheeled sammy, so that means devolution, and that also means an outcome that's more like Easter than Christmas. XD

But hey, you get to enjoy Wigglytuff next season so that's cool!

[Neo Emolga]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what Season 7 looks like!

SEASON 7

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS BELLOSSOM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS UMBREON
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS MEGA LUCARIO
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS WEEPINBELL
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS DUNSPARCE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS CLEFAIRY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS GALLADE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 NOBLEJANOBII: AS MIMIKYU
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 SAMMY0295: AS WIGGLYTUFF
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#10 BULBASAUR: AS MEGA SALAMENCE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!