★Devolution Battle Royale!★

**Neo Emolga** · 01-23-2019, 01:35 AM

WOW OH WOW I WONDER WHO IS BATTLING TODAY WHOMEVER COULD IT BE?

MASTER RNG, coming in with donuts and pizza, drags in...

NEO EMOLGA as Dunsparce and ARNISD as Druddigon to the battlefield!
@arnisd

The NUTTY COIN OF BAKERY PIE WARFARE BONANZA has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN ONE
NEO EMOLGA opens with Rock Climb! But he's afraid of falling down!
ARNISD kicks things off with Assist! But there's no one to help out!

TURN TWO
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Fury Attack! But he just shakes his booty in a groovy way!
ARNISD unleashes Blizzard! But that makes him feel nervously chilly inside.

TURN THREE
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Dragon Tail! Unfortunately the dragon he asked didn't want to give theirs up.
ARNISD uses Magic Coat! But he's beginning to feel Merlin lied about this one being enchanted.

TURN FOUR
NEO EMOLGA tries Earthquake! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARNISD!
ARNISD strikes with Harden! But he's too much of a softie to use that move!

TURN FIVE
NEO EMOLGA uses Grass Whistle! But he ends up spitting it out comically!
ARNISD attacks with Prismatic Laser! But that was the one thing he didn't get for Christmas last year.

TURN SIX
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Psywave! But he let his imagination carry him away!
ARNISD tries Minimize! He sends his active window to the task bar!

TURN SEVEN
NEO EMOLGA attempts Defense Curl! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on ARNISD!
ARNISD uses Swagger! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!

TURN EIGHT
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Peck! But he just bumps his nose!
ARNISD attempts Floaty Fall! He drops a bunch of balloons off the balcony!

TURN NINE
NEO EMOLGA uses Lovely Kiss! But he's not up for smooching right now.
ARNISD attacks with Diamond Storm! But he feels that would be an expensive proposition.

TURN TEN
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Fairy Lock! But stuffing Tinkerbell into a locker seems pretty mean.
ARNISD tries Seed Bomb! But he can't figure out how to make cherry pits explode!

TURN ELEVEN
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Hydro Pump! But he turned his water off for the winter!
ARNISD uses Reflect Type! But he thought mirrors only came with one setting!

TURN TWELVE
NEO EMOLGA attempts Wring Out! He squeezes all the water out of his wet towel!
ARNISD strikes with Fiery Dance! But doing the waltz while on fire seems painful!

TURN THIRTEEN
NEO EMOLGA uses Rage! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on ARNISD!

NEO EMOLGA WINS!

Aww man, I actually wanted to lose that one to get rid of this silly Dunsparce getup! >.< NoooOOOoo, you had one job, dude!

Looks like I'm devolving and egging you. Because you should have tried harder! But at least you get Kommo-o next season. Unlike me, who... still has this.

**arnisd** · 01-23-2019, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by Neo Emolga

Aww man, I actually wanted to lose that one to get rid of this silly Dunsparce getup! >.< NoooOOOoo, you had one job, dude!

Looks like I'm devolving and egging you. Because you should have tried harder! But at least you get Kommo-o next season. Unlike me, who... still has this.

I'm sorry

Perhaps you'll get devolved next season?