I'm gonna wreck it!


MASTER RNG, doing the moonwalk, pulls in...

BULBASAUR as Vikavolt and NEO EMOLGA as Jigglypuff to the battlefield!
@Bulbasaur

The MANIACIAL COIN OF THE RAMBO TOOTH FAIRY has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA starts things up with Smack Down! He totally nails that Whack-a-mole game!
BULBASAUR kicks things off with Skull Bash! But that would result in quite the headache!

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Magma Storm! But all he gets out of it is rain!
BULBASAUR attempts Double-Edge! But he doesn't like the idea of playing with swords!

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA tries Sheer Cold! But he'd rather not deal with hardcore nasal congestion.
BULBASAUR uses Magical Leaf! But somehow it completely disappeared!

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA utilizes Ice Punch! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR tries Assist! But he'd rather not ice punch his own face again.

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA launches Metal Claw! But it turns out to be a leaf rake in disguise!
BULBASAUR unleashes Power Swap! He plugs his phone into a different outlet!

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Spectral Thief! But none of the ghosts have anything cool to steal.
BULBASAUR utilizes Nightmare! But the best he can come up with are dreams about getting rained on.

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Drill Peck! But none of his drill bits have a beak shape.
BULBASAUR uses Protect! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA attempts Magnet Rise! He ties a bunch of them to a balloon and watches them float away!
BULBASAUR tries Milk Drink! And suddenly he realizes what was missing from his grocery shopping list.

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA uses Energy Ball! But it only sets his soccer ball aflame.
BULBASAUR launches Wonder Room! But it only is a part of his imagination.

TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA tries Sludge Bomb! He blows up a septic tank, sending crap everywhere!
BULBASAUR attempts Flash Cannon! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE KO on NEO EMOLGA

BULBASAUR WINS!


Well, splat, so much for that! XP

You can either devolve me to Iggybuff or Wheel me. You decide how the story goes!