ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Neo Emolga]

Welcome to Mayhem, can I take your order?

MASTER RNG, lounging in a pile of cheesecakes, pulls in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Sylveon and SHRUIKAN as Braxien to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster @Shruikan

Seems RNG really likes rematches, here!

CHAKRAMASTER
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The STARRY COIN OF ROCKET BLASTERS AND PSYCHO DOLPHINS THAT LOVE ROOT BEER has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

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TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER starts things up with Core Enforcer! But hiring already-eaten apples as law enforcement seems like an iffy idea.
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Volcalith! But he’s still trying to work out how to perform miracles, too.

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER uses Will-O-Wisp! But it’s really him just lighting a sparkler.
SHRUIKAN uses Tail Whip! It results in the 1st strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (1/3)

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Energy Ball! But he blows up a soccer ball in the process.
SHRUIKAN uses Rock Blast! He blows up an electric guitar!

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses Gunk Shot! He unloads an AK-47 on a septic tank!
SHRUIKAN uses Whirlpool! But he’s actually more of a Maytag kind of guy.

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Rock Throw! He hurls his electric guitar across the arena!
SHRUIKAN uses Flail! But instead it’s just a lot of booty shaking.

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER uses Magnitude! He sets his stereo speakers to be ultra loud!
SHRUIKAN uses String Shot! He shoots a ball of yarn with Baretta!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses Foresight! But he just sold his crystal ball on Ebay!
SHRUIKAN uses Synchronoise! He plays multiple songs at the same time!

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER uses Shattered Psyche! But that just results in him getting a headache!
SHRUIKAN uses Corkscrew Crash! It’s a SUPER EFFECTIVE strike on CHAKRAMASTER! (4/3)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (83/100) – Did not appear.

CRAZY. When you do use an item, you just barely lose. When you don’t, you get a flawless victory. :P

Congrats Shruikan! You get 1 EXP and your choice of…

• Devolve Chakra into a cute and fluffy Eevee!
• Use an Evolution Crystal to become a Delphox!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
• Get revenge and drop Chakra into your Wheel this time!
• Or Wheel yourself silly!

It’s all up to you, now!

[Shruikan]

If it was any other situation I'd Wheel Chakra, but my Wheel includes Sylveon and knowing my luck it'd land on that. Plus his wheel landed me on one of my favourite pokemon, so I'm not that mad about it.

So instead, I'll devolve myself into Fennekin to get rid of Deadpool Ryan from my banner/avatar.

And while I'm at it, I'll use my EXP to buy the LV1 Smart Cookie superpower. Cause Cookies are good. Unless it's the online kind, then they're not so good.

[Neo Emolga]

If it was any other situation I'd Wheel Chakra, but my Wheel includes Sylveon and knowing my luck it'd land on that. Plus his wheel landed me on one of my favourite pokemon, so I'm not that mad about it.

So instead, I'll devolve myself into Fennekin to get rid of Deadpool Ryan from my banner/avatar.

And while I'm at it, I'll use my EXP to buy the LV1 Smart Cookie superpower. Cause Cookies are good. Unless it's the online kind, then they're not so good.

Wow, not what I was expecting, but hey, you got it!

And yes, cookies are awesome!

[Neo Emolga]

Good until the last drop! And this fountain of insanity never runs out!

MASTER RNG, gluing leaves to himself, pulls in...

SLICKSLACK as Palpitoad and SCYTHERWOLF as Centiskorch to the battlefield!
@SlickSlack @Scytherwolf

SLICKSLACK
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

VS

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The FIZZY COIN OF PAPER AIRPLANES has declared SLICKSLACK strikes first!

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TURN 1
SLICKSLACK kicks things off with Double Slap! But she’s still trying to master the art of single slap.
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Volcalith! But she ends up mixing drinks all wrong instead.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Grav Apple! She throws an apple into the air but it still comes back down!

TURN 2
SLICKSLACK uses Overheat! But that just makes her computer shut down.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Slash! And that ends up with her tires deflated!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Hidden Power! But she wants to keep it a secret!

TURN 3
SLICKSLACK uses Power Gem! But it’s really a Ring Pop.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Dive! But she’s really not up for eating at a bar.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Endure! It results in the 1st strike against SLICKSLACK! (1/3)

TURN 4
SLICKSLACK uses Sunny Day! But that doesn’t work in the middle of the night!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Leaf Tornado! But her leaf blower is all out of gas!
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Sweetness! But she used all her sugar for cookies!

TURN 5
SLICKSLACK uses Flame Wheel! And now she can’t drive her car anywhere!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Astonish! But she’s shocked she doesn’t know it!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Leafage! But the landscapers took it all away!

TURN 6
SLICKSLACK uses Safeguard! But she likes being daring!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Toxic Thread! But she’s avoiding Reddit conversations about League of Legends.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Roar! But it just comes out as a silly bark instead.

TURN 7
SLICKSLACK uses Air Cutter! But her scissors do nothing to the atmosphere!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Tail Slap! She spanks the thing coming out of her rear!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Flip Turn! But she just does a funny shaky thing instead.

TURN 8
SLICKSLACK uses Sand Tomb! She buries an action figure in the sandbox!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Focus Punch! But she’s distracted by a funny YouTube video!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Heal Order! But the drive-thru tells her they don’t sell medical supplies.

TURN 9
SLICKSLACK uses G-Max Smite! She fries a Pop Tart in the microwave!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Nature Power! But nature is feeling lazy and unmotivated today.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Eruption! She shakes a soda can and then opens it!

TURN 10
SLICKSLACK uses G-Max Wind Rage! But she finds getting angry at a hurricane hilariously ineffective.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Swords Dance! But she can’t even get them to get up off the floor!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Branch Poke! It wiggles a bit and that’s all that happens!

TURN 11
SLICKSLACK uses Laser Focus! But she didn’t mount a scope to her beam rifle!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Fury Swipes! But that just ended up maxing out her credit card.

TURN 12
SLICKSLACK uses Lunge! She does a belly flop off the high dive!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Nightmare! But she only ends up dreaming about ice cream and ponies!

TURN 13
SLICKSLACK uses Surging Strikes! But she doesn’t want more riots in her town.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Wicked Blow! But it only comes out as a cute puff of air!

TURN 14
SLICKSLACK uses Baddy Bad! But that lands her on Santa’s Naughty List!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Max Starfall! But she likes seeing them in the sky instead!

TURN 15
SLICKSLACK uses Max Geyser! It’s a SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO on SCYTHERWOLF! (3/3)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (10/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

Yeah, I kind of saw that coming! Slick, you get your 1 EXP and your choice of…

• Devolve Scytherwolf into an adorable Sizzlipede!
• Use an Evolution Crystal to become a Seismitoad!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
• Drop Scytherwolf into your Wheel!
• Or Wheel yourself silly!

Enjoy the party moment and…

Do you draw from the Deck of Many Zings… or do you hand it to Scytherwolf to enjoy?

Decisions!

[C0L0R3D]

Oh boy. Well, let’s get this madhouse started!

Spoiler:

Slick Goes Heccing Mad: The First Edition, Probably
Step One, of COURSE I’m gonna wheel them because holy moly have I waited along time to do that. BUT I’m using that wheelie to change some stuff.
Alolan Persian > Vaporeon
Fortree City, amirite? > Pride flags everywhere!

Hey, minor changes can make a mon happy, okay? As for that there deck, toss it my way! If I get punished for being reckless then what the hay, we all gotta be a bit wild sometimes.

[Neo Emolga]

Oh boy. Well, let’s get this madhouse started!

Spoiler:

Slick Goes Heccing Mad: The First Edition, Probably
Step One, of COURSE I’m gonna wheel them because holy moly have I waited along time to do that. BUT I’m using that wheelie to change some stuff.
Alolan Persian > Vaporeon
Fortree City, amirite? > Pride flags everywhere!

Hey, minor changes can make a mon happy, okay? As for that there deck, toss it my way! If I get punished for being reckless then what the hay, we all gotta be a bit wild sometimes.

Of course!

Spoiler:

Nothing wrong with swapping Alolan Persian for Vaporeon, though for pride flags, since that's a bit of a touchy controversial subject matter (we at PXR like to keep things neutral in terms of politics/religious beliefs/identity and such), we'll make that Pokemon pride flags and have color palettes with the rolled Pokemon's colors with a little Pokemon emblem instead.

But if you're not crazy about that, let me know, you can keep the Fortree city theme or swap it with something else.

[C0L0R3D]

Ah aight aight aight, my bad. Let’s just swap Fortree for “MS Paint Mode” instead then. I guess I WAS a bit wild and reckless for not thinking abt that, whoops.

[Neo Emolga]

Ah aight aight aight, my bad. Let’s just swap Fortree for “MS Paint Mode” instead then. I guess I WAS a bit wild and reckless for not thinking abt that, whoops.

Nah, no worries, it's all good. :3

And having done MS Paint DBR stuff in the past, that's a good one. xD

[Neo Emolga]

We still love you.



SLICKSLACK RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Ampharos
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Vaporeon
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Palpitoad
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Chimchar
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Feebas
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Tropius

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: DID SOMEBODY SAY STALKERS?!
Theme #2: Contests FOREVA!
Theme #3: Welcome to Unova, population you
Theme #4: MS Paint Mode
Theme #5: WHYS IT SO DANK

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: I spilt mah fruit punch
Usertitle #2: *Snivy cry intensifies*
Usertitle #3: screaming is fun
Usertitle #4: totally not an enthraller lmao
Usertitle #5: WHAT IS LOVE

Geez man, these coincidences between themes and usertitles are unreal… o.O

But hey, you're all set for Halloween now!

[Neo Emolga]

Hey, surprises and fun in store!

SLICKSLACK draws from the deck and the result is…

#8 BRAIN FART!
BARIN FART! - You lose 3 EXP! If you don’t have enough EXP, you lose a Superpower Level and that Superpower level (or the whole Superpower if you only had Level 1) goes to another random player! Agghhhh!

Dang, ow, that’s one of the more nastier ones…

Well, you have enough EXP to the point where you didn’t lose any Superpowers, but ehh, hopefully next time you get the Deck something better comes!