ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Neo Emolga]

I guess a whole new set would work okay. But if it’s too much of a hassle I’ll happily accept staying Slick until a new fate falls upon me.

It's all good, I gotcha covered! :3

[Trickster Zorua]

Well, no response from Noble (where were ya!?), so Voltaire gets auto-devolved! But she does draw from the Deck!

#20 The Robbin’ Hood!
THE ROBBIN’ HOOD! - An Item owned by a random player who has Items is suddenly yours! It even comes with a bow! Just don’t tell anyone…

She’s stealin’ from…

#1 Neo Emolga
#2 Chakramaster
#3 Scytherwolf
#4 C0L0R3D
#5 Voltaire Magneton
#6 arnisd
#7 Shruikan

…#7 arnisd! And the thing you’re plucking is…

#1 Wheelie
#2 Fun Flip

And that #1 Wheelie is now yours!

[Trickster Zorua]

It's my last season! So let's make it kick butt and have fun with it, yeah!!

SEASON 24

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS PIKACHU
SUPERPOWERS:

• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 3] – Your Inventory Space increases from 4 slots to 5 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 75% chance it won’t be used up. Every Season, you will receive a random Item (any value)!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

ACTIVE BUFFS: CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED, BRASS BALLS PRIMED WISHIER PIECE SEASON 24: VERSUS SHRUIKAN AND CHAKRAMASTER
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS PIKACHU
SUPERPOWERS:

• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
• DECK ENTHUSIAST [LEVEL 1] – The drop rate of the Deck of Many Zings is increased by 25% for you!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 3] – Your Inventory Space increases from 4 slots to 5 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 75% chance it won’t be used up. Every Season, you will receive a random Item (any value)!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

ACTIVE BUFFS: JUST DESSERTS PRIMED, BRASS BALLS PRIMED, CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED WISHIER PIECE SEASON 24: VERSUS NEO EMOLGA
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 NOBLEJANOBII: AS CROWNED SWORD ZACIAN
SUPERPOWERS:

• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] - Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!

ACTIVE BUFFS: SECOND WIND
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS MAGBY
SUPERPOWERS:

• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 C0L0R3D: AS PIKACHU
SUPERPOWERS:

• WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 2] – In addition to always having the Wheel option, you can choose to Wheel yourself as well as your opponent as your Victory Decision!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] - Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!

ACTIVE BUFFS: JUST DESSERTS PRIMED, MYSTERIOUS HALO (HAWLUCHA) PRIMED
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS SHELLOS
SUPERPOWERS:

• WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 2] – Add four more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
• RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 1) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS GALARIAN MR. MIME
SUPERPOWERS:

• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 3] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 3!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] - Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 2] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!

ACTIVE BUFFS: GOD MODE: YES, I LIFT BRO, FRENZY, WHEEL MASTER LEVEL 3 CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SHRUIKAN: AS DRAGAPULT
SUPERPOWERS:

• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] - Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• EPIC EVOLUTION [LEVEL 1] - Add 3 additional Evolution Crystals to your wallet! Also, if you choose to Evolve yourself as a Victory Decision, you can jump multiple stages at once, such as going from Pichu straight to Raichu (still uses up 2 Evolution Crystals) or go from Charmander straight to Mega Charizard X (would use up 3 Evolution Crystals)!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!

ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD WISHIER PIECE SEASON 24: VERSUS NEO EMOLGA
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

MacGyver Item Awards!

Neo Emolga [Level 3] – Second Wind
Chakramaster [Level 3] – Just Desserts
Noblejanobii [Level 1] - Wheelie
Voltaire Magneton [Level 1] – Cheaty Cookie
arnisd [Level 1] - Wheelie
Shruikan [Level 1] – Mysterious Halo (Pack was filled, so this was sent to the dump!)

[Trickster Zorua]

Trashin’ and crashin’, yeah!

MASTER RNG, jammin’ through Spikesmuth, pulls in…

NEO EMOLGA as Gigantamax Pikachu, CHAKRAMASTER as Pikachu, and SHRUIKAN as Dragapult to the arena!
@Neo Emolga @Chakramaster @Shruikan

NEO EMOLGA (HP: 12)
SUPERPOWERS:

• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 3] – Your Inventory Space increases from 4 slots to 5 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 75% chance it won’t be used up. Every Season, you will receive a random Item (any value)!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

ACTIVE BUFFS: CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED, BRASS BALLS PRIMED GIGANTAMAXED +6 HP, DOUBLE DAMAGE

VS

CHAKRAMASTER (HP: 5)
SUPERPOWERS:

• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
• DECK ENTHUSIAST [LEVEL 1] – The drop rate of the Deck of Many Zings is increased by 25% for you!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 3] – Your Inventory Space increases from 4 slots to 5 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 75% chance it won’t be used up. Every Season, you will receive a random Item (any value)!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

ACTIVE BUFFS: JUST DESSERTS PRIMED, BRASS BALLS PRIMED, CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED WISHIER PIECE SEASON 24: VERSUS NEO EMOLGA

SHRUIKAN (HP: 3)
SUPERPOWERS:

• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] - Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• EPIC EVOLUTION [LEVEL 1] - Add 3 additional Evolution Crystals to your wallet! Also, if you choose to Evolve yourself as a Victory Decision, you can jump multiple stages at once, such as going from Pichu straight to Raichu (still uses up 2 Evolution Crystals) or go from Charmander straight to Mega Charizard X (would use up 3 Evolution Crystals)!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!

ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD WISHIER PIECE SEASON 24: VERSUS NEO EMOLGA

The THUG COIN OF BRUTALITY says CHAKRAMASTER and SHRUIKAN bust in first!

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TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER busts in swingin’ with Gust! But he totally draws a blank on that idea!
SHRUIKAN uses Scald! IT DEALS A GRIZZLY BLOW ON NEO EMOLGA! (1/12)
SHRUIKAN uses Self-Destruct! But yeah, why would he really want to do that!?
NEO EMOLGA uses Mud Bomb! But that’s a big nope in the face!
NEO EMOLGA uses Electroweb! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE ON CHAKRAMASTER, BUT NEO’S CHEATY COOKIE SAYS SCREW THE RULES AND HITS CHAKRA WITH A KICKASS DOUBLE DAMAGE ATTACK! (2/5)

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER uses Snap Trap! But his brain’s foggy on that one!
SHRUIKAN uses Leech Seed! But he obviously needs more practice at that!
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Chi Strike! But that’s just making his head hurt!
NEO EMOLGA uses Teatime! Yeah, he ain’t doing that anytime soon.
NEO EMOLGA uses Doom Desire! But it’s just more wishful thinking!

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Dynamax Cannon! Yeah, that’s still on his wishlist!
SHRUIKAN uses Amnesia! Well apparently it’s working too well!
SHRUIKAN uses Lunar Dance! But faking it just gets him nowhere!
NEO EMOLGA uses Beak Blast! But obviously he’s missing something there!
NEO EMOLGA uses Max Flutterby! But his brain obviously forgot something!

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses King's Shield! And then he snaps awake again!
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Wildfire! But that busts out with a whole lot of nuthin’!
SHRUIKAN uses Magnetic Flux! But that just fizzles and pops!
NEO EMOLGA uses Fire Lash! Now there’s an idea that goes splat!
NEO EMOGLA uses Trick Room! And that totally flops hard!

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Thunder Punch! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, BUT CHAKRA’S CHEATY COOKIE DUMPS ON THE RULES AND DEALS HEAFTY DAMAGE TO NEO EMOLGA! (2/12)
SHRUIKAN uses Psystrike! Well, it looked good in his imagination at least!
SHRUIKAN uses Slack Off! Ah, yeah, he kinda gets it right!
NEO EMOLGA uses Crush Claw! And then the dream kinda just ends!
NEO EMOLGA uses Poison Powder! And maybe that’s just him messing up his cooking again!

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER uses Pain Split! But he just puts on a show instead!
SHRUIKAN uses Endeavor! And that’s totally not happening!
SHRUIKAN uses Max Mindstorm! IT DEALS A BUTT-KICKING BLOW TO NEO EMOLGA! (3/12)
NEO EMOLGA uses Flame Wheel! And that ends up going south!
NEO EMOLGA uses Max Mindstorm! But he’s not even getting a drizzle over here!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses Meteor Beam! And it’s not even funny!
SHRUIKAN uses Trick-or-Treat! Yeah, kinda late for that, buddy!
SHRUIKAN uses Gunk Shot! And that turns into a hot mess.
NEO EMOLGA uses Tri Attack! And whoops, reality says hello there!
NEO EMOLGA uses Acid Armor! But he gets a heaping helping of no on that.

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER uses Heat Crash! But it just fizzles with a funny look on his face!
SHRUIKAN uses Assist! Well, couldn’t do that one right either!
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Befuddle! And he doesn’t even learn a new dance move out of that!
NEO EMOLGA uses Silver Wind! But it’s just speculation!
NEO EMOLGA uses Telekinesis! Yeah, maybe in his dreams!

TURN 9
CHAKRAMASTER uses Ice Beam! Well, there’s a hope that’s gone!
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Tartness! Yeah, that would be pretty funny, wouldn’t it!?
SHRUIKAN uses Milk Drink! Yeah, imagine that, now?
NEO EMOLGA uses Tri Attack! But that didn’t work the first time either!
NEO EMOLGA uses Flip Turn! But he totally gets the wrong idea!

TURN 10
CHAKRAMASTER uses Double-Edge! IT DEALS A SAVAGE BLOW ON NEO EMOLGA! (4/12)
SHRUIKAN uses Tail Glow! And it looks funny when it doesn’t work!
SHRUIKAN uses High Jump Kick! And when is that supposed to happen?
NEO EMOLGA uses Geomancy! And he’s in for a disappointing surprise!
NEO EMOLGA uses Octazooka! Maybe on another planet!

TURN 11
CHAKRAMASTER uses Aqua Tail! But that’s not happening here!
SHRUIKAN uses Thief! IT DEALS A BRUTAL BLOW TO NEO EMOLGA! (5/12)
NEO EMOLGA uses Heal Bell! But that goes down the gutter pretty well!

TURN 12
CHAKRAMASTER uses Solar Beam! But that’s not something in his arsenal!
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Chi Strike! Yeah… but not today!
NEO EMOLGA uses Powder! But he’s got the wrong type!

TURN 13
CHAKRAMASTER uses Block! But he’s totally got the wrong idea!
SHRUIKAN uses Brine! IT DEALS A PUNISHING BLOW TO NEO EMOLGA! (6/12)
NEO EMOLGA uses Skull Bash! IT DEALS A SAVAGE DOUBLE-DAMAGE BLOW AGAINST CHAKRAMASTER! (4/5)

TURN 14
CHAKRAMASTER uses Cross Poison! But he totally gets the recipe mixed up.
SHRUIKAN uses Dragon Pulse! IT DEALS A GRIZZLY BLOW AGAINST NEO EMOLGA! (7/12)
NEO EMOLGA uses Floaty Fall! IT DEALS A WICKED DOUBLE DAMAGE BLOW AGAINST SHRUIKAN! (2/3)

TURN 15
CHAKRAMASTER uses Power Trick! Ha ha, yeah, he doesn’t know that one!
SHRUIKAN uses Smack Down! Ah, only if!
NEO EMOLGA uses Psycho Cut! Yeah, nada on that one!

TURN 16
CHAKRAMASTER uses Burning Jealousy! Yeah, I totally don’t think so!
SHRUIKAN uses Mist Ball! And he’s still looking that up!
NEO EMOLGA uses Conversion! Well, that sure didn’t happen!

TURN 17
CHAKRAMASTER uses Crafty Shield! Yeah, he’s still trying to figure that out!
SHRUIKAN uses Pyro Ball! But he’s still left wondering about how that works.
NEO EMOLGA uses Obstruct! But it’s not how he imagined it would go.

TURN 18
CHAKRAMASTER uses Psychic Fangs! But it was all in his head!
SHRUIKAN uses Meteor Beam! But he’s only drawing blanks on that!
NEO EMOLGA uses Smog! But that’s a big whoops!

TURN 19
CHAKRAMASTER uses Water Gun! But that’s just wishing at this point!
SHRUIKAN uses Fury Swipes! Nuh uh, dude!
NEO EMOLGA uses Dragon Dance! But he ain’t got no jams!

TURN 20
CHAKRAMASTER uses Hypnosis! Yeah, he wishes he knew that trick.
SHRUIKAN uses Ice Hammer! But he comes up empty-handed on that one!
NEO EMOLGA uses Signal Beam! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE ON SHRUIKAN, BUT NEO’S CHEATY COOKIE PULVERIZES THE RULES AND DEALS THE FINAL DOUBLE-DAMAGE KNOCKOUT BLOW ON SHRUIKAN! (4/3)

TURN 21
CHAKRAMASTER uses Pursuit! But he’s not really getting around with that.
NEO EMOLGA uses Magic Powder! And he’s just foolin’ around now.

TURN 22
CHAKRAMASTER uses Electrify! But you’d think he’d know!
NEO EMOLGA uses Shell Side Arm! Ha ha, yeah, no.

TURN 23
CHAKRAMASTER uses Grass Pledge! But that’s a big order of no!
NEO EMOLGA uses Thief! IT DEALS THE FINAL DOUBLE DAMAGE BLOW ON CHAKRAMASTER! (6/5)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (79/100) – NOT TODAY, PAL!

SAVAGE! Ah, that was fun and refreshing! Take your 1 EXP, Neo, and pick one of these!

• Devolve Chakra or Shruikan!
• Vandalize Chakra or Shruikan! (1 coin)
• Burn an Evolution Crystal to evolve into Raichu!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystals!
• Use your Wheelie on Chakra or yourself!

And yeah, you’re getting hit with Chakra’s Just Desserts! xD

[Neo Emolga]

Yeah, I’m going to devolve Shruikan (wow, don't even have enough for Vandalize xD) and yeah, guess I’ll be eating Chakra’s Just Desserts. xD

Thankfully I made my Wheel nice before this happened!

[Noblejanobii]

Well, no response from Noble (where were ya!?), so Voltaire gets auto-devolved! But she does draw from the Deck!

Woof that's what I get for having an all day migraine yesterday. Luckily I still got those items >:3c

I'm going to snatch up that Mysterious Halo from the item dump and summon Mew as my Guardian Angel again!

[Voltaire Magneton]

I'm gonna prime up a Cheaty Cookie, then grab a Fun Flip from the Item Dump.

[Trickster Zorua]

Yeah, I’m going to devolve Shruikan (wow, don't even have enough for Vandalize xD) and yeah, guess I’ll be eating Chakra’s Just Desserts. xD

Thankfully I made my Wheel nice before this happened!

And devolved! As far as what ya get, let’s see!



NEO EMOLGA RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Mega Lucario
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Mega Mawile
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Altaria
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Necrozma
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Latios
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Mew

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Military/Tactical
Theme #2: Dark Fantasy
Theme #3: Cyberpunk
Theme #4: Post-Apocalyptic
Theme #5: Surreal Dreamscape

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Hidden in Shadows
Usertitle #2: Never stop fighting for what you believe in
Usertitle #3: Unrelenting Sky Warrior
Usertitle #4: Draconic Adrenaline
Usertitle #5: Breaker of Thunder

Hey, think of all the money you’ll save on not needing Halos anymore!

[Trickster Zorua]

Woof that's what I get for having an all day migraine yesterday. Luckily I still got those items >:3c

I'm going to snatch up that Mysterious Halo from the item dump and summon Mew as my Guardian Angel again!

Ah, headaches suck.

And sure!

MacGyver Level 1 Use Check (25%): Mysterious Halo 12/100 – Preserved!

I'm gonna prime up a Cheaty Cookie, then grab a Fun Flip from the Item Dump.

Sure, you got it, dude!

[Trickster Zorua]

Tap, rack, bang!

MASTER RNG, reading the Anarchist’s Cookbook, pulls in…

COLOR3D as Pikachu and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Shellos to the arena!
@C0L0R3D @Voltaire Magneton

COLOR3D (HP: 3)
SUPERPOWERS:

• WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 2] – In addition to always having the Wheel option, you can choose to Wheel yourself as well as your opponent as your Victory Decision!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] - Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!

ACTIVE BUFFS: JUST DESSERTS PRIMED, MYSTERIOUS HALO (HAWLUCHA) PRIMED

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON (HP: 3)
SUPERPOWERS:

• WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 2] – Add four more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
• RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 1) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.

ACTIVE BUFFS: CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED

The BRUTE COIN OF CHAINS AND BARBED WIRE says VOLTAIRE MAGNETON busts in first!

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TURN 1
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON busts in swingin’ with Leaf Tornado! But he ain’t got a clue on that one!
COLOR3D and her buddy Hawlucha use Metal Claw! But they both look like a Deerling in the headlights!
COLOR3D uses Crabhammer! Ha ha, yeah right. Fat chance!

TURN 2
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Zen Headbutt! And now he’s not thinking with his head!
COLOR3D and her buddy Hawlucha use Misty Terrain! But they both ain’t got a clue!
COLOR3D uses Dizzy Punch! But she’s totally drawing a blank on that one!

TURN 3
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Baddy Bad! But he ain’t got nuthin’ on that one!
COLOR3D and her buddy Hawlucha uses Bubble! But their brains go splat on that one!
COLOR3D uses Supersonic Skystrike! Ha ha, yeah, what a wish!

TURN 4
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Sky Drop! Yeah, he doesn’t even know what that looks like!
COLOR3D and her buddy Hawlucha use Baddy Bad! Yeah, fat chance!
COLOR3D uses Poison Jab! And she must have forgotten something!

TURN 5
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Max Strike! IT DEALS A GRIZZLY BLOW TO COLOR3D! (1/3)
COLOR3D and her buddy Hawlucha use Floaty Fall! IT DEALS A BRUTAL BLOW TO VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (1/3) although Hawlucha has no idea what just happened.
COLOR3D uses Accelerock! Yeah, what an imagination!

TURN 6
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Soul-Stealing 7-Star Strike! And his brain must be really messed up!
COLOR3D and her buddy Hawlucha use Double Slap! IT DEALS A SAVAGE BLOW TO VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (2/3) while Hawlucha sits there wondering!
COLOR3D uses Fly! IT DEALS A BRUTAL KNOCK-OUT BLOW TO VOLTIRE MAGNETON! (3/3)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (17/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

Rockin’! COLOR3D, you get 1 EXP and your choice on one of these!

• Devolve and egg Voltaire! (free)
• Vandalize Voltaire! (1 coin)
• Burn an Evolution Crystal to evolve into Raichu!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystals!
• Or Wheel Voltaire or yourself!!

And what do we get when we cheat the deck?

#5 I Dream of Eevee!
I DREAM OF EEVEE! - Your funky Eevee dream causes one random player to get a random Eeveelution Lineup. I wonder if it’ll be you!

Well, doesn’t matter who draws this one! But maybe you’ll get lucky, heh.