It’s a rowdy bonanza every week with dA’s top Pokémon art and my style of nonsense!
It’s my seventh episode, and seven is a lucky number! So let’s get lucky, chug some caffeine, do a little dance, prance about, and get wired on some crazy, silly, funky Pokémon art!
One face a day 214 Poliwhirl (pokemon) by Dylean
In case you were feeling happy…. HA HA HA!!!
Okay, so while this is a great picture of Poliwhirl, someone’s been chopping too many onions and has been cranking up the Sarah McLachlan music. And he found out exactly how few of his favorite Game of Thrones characters have actually survived so far. And that the only remaining milk carton expired a week ago and smells funny, Pidgeys pooped all over his car that he just got washed this morning, his smartphone battery just died again, and now he can’t find the car keys.
He may not be happy, but the detail on this guy is really exceptional! It’s like I can almost see my reflection in his teary eyes! Hey, at least I still look good!
Pokemon: Team Skull Selfie by QueenAshi
Some people think selfies are cute and other people think selfies are the bane of all existence. And some people think Team Skull is the bane of all existence, so why not combine the two!? This cute and colorful picture makes it easy to forget Team Skull is supposed to be the villains of the game! Of course, if you really can’t stand selfies… then they just got that much more on your nerves, yo!
oAo Used Hydro Pump by TamarinFrog
There’s a Pidgey in this picture! And it needs your help finding a towel! And some way to breathe! Or it’s actually attacking the comments section, which is a perfectly justifiable reason for unleashing this kind of aquatic havoc!
Okay, I’m not actually sure what’s getting blasted, but while the Mantine itself has a nice cartoony look, the Hydro Pump attack itself has a lot of great, bubbly detail! Don’t ask why, just hope you stay dry!
F.U.S.E. Corp Special: Zorotomb by Dragonith
So fusing Pokémon together has always been a thing since Venustoise starred as early as Episode 20, but I’ve never seen these two combined! It’s Zoroark and Spiritomb combined into this eat-your-heart-out-Las-Vegas beast of wild neon-blue hairdo and crazy caffeinated eyes that pulled an all-nighter on Netflix for the past four days and forgot what month it was and that there was actually a pizza in the oven! Was. Because when it comes to pizza, once you go black, you never go back!
While an awesome picture with some great glow effects, you can’t help but wonder what you’d do with a hairdo like that. It glows in the dark! Your days of being an effective ninja are over! Combing out of the shower is going to take hours and imagine all the conditioner you’re going to need now!
Once Upon a Sylveon by TsaoShin
Mayhem! Carnage! Fierce action battling and testosterone-building savagery and brutality everywhere! The madness of this combat and psychotic warfare are overwhelming in every regard and accelerate in wanton, excessive violence! Here, bear witness to DOOM WARLORD SLEEPING BEAUTY preparing her beastly, savage SYLVEON, HERALD OF ANARCHY for brutal, gladiator combat as her bloodthirsty compatriots SKITTY THE ETERNAL DESTROYER and SNUBBULL, OBLIVION DEVOURER admire the dark ritual that will summon the end of all worlds!
Okay, it’s a charming picture with more shades of pink that you could ever possibly hope to count and it’s rather mellow and sweet like a strawberry shortcake drizzled with honey and maple syrup colliding with a s’mores and a stack of Krispy Kreme doughnuts at high velocity. Mmm, delicious, delicious carbs. If only everything was as easy as getting fat!
Well, that’s it for this charming week, peeps! Stuff your face, nibble a cookie, lick a lollipop, and keep your groove on!
