You have to be a god/freakin' marathon runner/stinky cheater.

Oh, and level 21 Mystic here, wishing to join the club and making slow progress by camping the three Pokemon spawn points, 3 out of 6 Pokestops and singular gym in this small town. I know I'm not alone out there - the single Team Valor trainer that took the gym a couple of days ago tells me that much... As do the 3 allied trainers that only showed up after I raised the gym to level 10 by myself in 3 days and held it overall for a couple of weeks or so, only for them to stay there for less than half one and never come back. I admit, I'd raise the gym to level 10 again, but it's getting cold outside now. There even used to be a couple of Team Instincts I joined forces with to drive out 4 Team Valors twice our individual level...

Wish I didn't have to feel social pressure and regret living here by people seemingly mocking me with stupid questions and silly things, though... Yeah, thanks guys, I'll totally find a Pikachu by going graverobbing and you totally caught 200 Pokemon when last I heard, you didn't play. Even if it's a joke, it gets stale eventually. I suppose it's bound to happen when I'm seemingly the only one to play Pokemon GO relatively often... And by that, I mean I catch 5 Pokemon a day on the way to school and back, sometimes one in the middle, too, if I don't instinctively put my phone away because of company. A Pokemon a day keeps the Professor away...?

EDIT: Hoo, boy, what a wall of text. Didn't think I had so much to share. Then again, don't I always talk more than I really need to?