The Nightmare Squad has arrived~

Charmander, Alakazam, Fearow, Parasect

First round: Paras versus Charmander! Despite my starter never having actually evolved, defeating Paras is child's play for Charmander! Charmander burns the mushrooms on Paras' back into ashes, sparing it from the terrible fate of eventually being completely possessed by the mushroom! Paras is so grateful is surrenders.

Weepinbell versus Alakazam! Alakazam and Weepinbell had a chess match. Weepinbell ate the board. Weepinbell's teammates were so disappointed in Weepinbell that they disowned the poor pitcher plant.

Tangela versus Fearow! Fearow utterly humiliated Tangela by dumping a bowl of hot instant ramen on it. Tangela slunk home, swearing revenge but knowing fully well that there was little it could do against the massive bird.

Exeggcutor versus Parasect! Parasect whispered things to Exeggcutor that no one else was quite able to make out. Exeggcutor kind of surrendered immediately. It's been having nightmares all week since the match. It is not the same jolly hive mind coconut tree we all know and love. Parasect what did you do. We are ashamed and proud of you in equal measure, Parasect. WHAT DID YOU DO.

4/4 winner ME
PARASECT WHAT DID YOU DO