Oh man, how could I forget about this one? I had kind of forgotten the whole Ditto thing had churned out a bunch of these incredibly silly stories. :3

This part is hilarious:
"But Neo managed to convince me. To tell you the truth, I only agreed because I wanted to keep Neo busy. When that guy gets bored, he starts coming up with crazy ideas. Just the month before he turned half the forum into Pikachu! Our insurance had covered it, barely, but they had amended our contract, adding a clause which disqualified any future electric-mouse related "accidents" from being paid out. Sadly, Lunar Latias and Chakramaster still hadn't recovered. So the crazy Emolga was given the green light for his little defense project." XD

I'll admit, I can be a very crazy Emolga sometimes.

I still think you make a very cute Dedenne! But Bulbasaur is a classic, so there's no going wrong there either.