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[Pokemon Trainer Sarah]

Yo yo listen up cos I'm here to stress
It's hard to be the bad guy when you get into a mess
Cos your Pokemon fainted thanks to some dumb kid
Who thinks he's real cool, but he needs to put a lid, on it
And this skull cap, sometimes just wanna get rid of it

So why do I keep trying when the odds are against me
And every little punk would rather tie me to a tree
Than hear my sick rhymes when I belt em out loud
Though I been practicing to make my boi Guzma proud, of me
Maybe then they'll wanna join us, maybe they'll see what I see

The reason is this, its my partner in crime
His hair may be blue, but his personality shines
Without his support, I know I just couldn't do it
Hooligans represent, he's got my back through it, and to the end
I know no matter what, it's me he'll always defend

So let the kids come and have a go
I'll do my best to give them a show
And when they're begging me to stop cos they can't take my swagger
I'll thank my hooligan Max for showing me what matters, it's this
When we're together, nothing's ever amiss
@Rival Max

[Rival Max]

Yo yo listen up cos I'm here to stress
It's hard to be the bad guy when you get into a mess
Cos your Pokemon fainted thanks to some dumb kid
Who thinks he's real cool, but he needs to put a lid, on it
And this skull cap, sometimes just wanna get rid of it

So why do I keep trying when the odds are against me
And every little punk would rather tie me to a tree
Than hear my sick rhymes when I belt em out loud
Though I been practicing to make my boi Guzma proud, of me
Maybe then they'll wanna join us, maybe they'll see what I see

The reason is this, its my partner in crime
His hair may be blue, but his personality shines
Without his support, I know I just couldn't do it
Hooligans represent, he's got my back through it, and to the end
I know no matter what, it's me he'll always defend

So let the kids come and have a go
I'll do my best to give them a show
And when they're begging me to stop cos they can't take my swagger
I'll thank my hooligan Max for showing me what matters, it's this
When we're together, nothing's ever amiss
@Rival Max

That was touching Yo! Mine is a little more random ..haha


Ode to Chaos

The neo pink glow that radiates from her toxic locks sending out a warning sign of danger to come.
Each flash of the alluring pink light draws those dumb enough to wonder what could be into its light.
This is the same tingling the helpless victim of the angler fish feels, its heart racing in its last moments.
A quick observation of her strategized movements and one will see that they mirror that of a programed laser.
When she is not speaking she is thinking. When her eyes are fixed she is working it out. By the time she opens her mouth everything has already been thought out.
Deadly yet beautiful, shifty yet brilliant. Even in what could be considered the most erratic set of movements in the furious representation of Team Skull. She finds a purpose in mocking losers.
I once saw her grab two wallets take the cash and then somehow convince the tourist they are responsible for it. Another time I saw her tag a painting and then convince the painter she was meant to do that.
There is no danger to me when it comes to her.
The flashing lights remind me more of the soft tone of a dimly lit police station waiting room.
Her words more of the background humming that keeps everything bound together in this place.
Her cold glances a comfort as they provide you with a feeling of warm familiarity. The words themselves direct with a sting of sarcasm.
When I’m there with her, I am safe. Her companionship much like the bars of the cell that block in me, is protecting me from myself.
There is no greater thing I can say then, she can never be replaced.
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I tried something new yo, below are the cliff notes. #Skullcanryhmewitthebest
When I think of her, my partner in crime
I think of acts of humorous crime.
It is now as it has always been
Sarah’s my partner and Sarah’s my friend.
If you try and stop her in any way. Be prepared to deal with me in the Team Skull way!
The last thought I have when I think of my PIC.
She a straight up genius and a straight up G!
Ooohhh sick ending right ?