Quote Originally Posted by Neo Emolga View Post
Take his email, name, and address, and use it to subscribe to as many online surveys to win gift certificates and as much clickbait stuff as you possibly can. The spam... the spam will be glorious. Legendary. He will know nothing but spam. Best part is he'll have no clue who did it.

You can also draw your professor as a Pokémon! But make him a terrible one. Muk, Garbordor, and Weezing are great candidates, but pick a bad one that fits his personality. And once you've picked one, make it worse. Give him zits or a missing chin or something like that. Maybe buckteeth. Buckteeth look bad on anything that shouldn't have buckteeth. Maybe a giant nose, a skewed eye, or a slack jaw. Or just put the pencil in your mouth, start laughing with it in your mouth, and let loose whatever scribbly thing comes out of it. That's his face. An ugly face fate. I think that's perfect.

Another thing you can do is take the names of everyone that's ever done you wrong. Bullies, bad classmates, terrible teachers, annoying coworkers, bad bosses, and so on, and gather them all into big one pool of terrible, evil people. Now, turn them all into zombies. Shambling, mindless, moaning, flesh-devouring husks of their former cruel and heartless selves. Now, give yourself superpowers and go all Dead Rising on them. Capture the vivid details. Be the hero. Save the day and become legendary.

I feel like we should have a whole thread devoted to these kinds of things. >:3
As much fun as I'd like to do those, I'm pretty sure one is illegal and the others don't really appeal to me. I'm going to be finishing up some assignments for the rest of the day but maybe later tonight I can write off some of this anger.