PXR's Valentine's Event 2018! Pairs Edition!

**Chakramaster** · 02-08-2018, 12:23 AM

Originally Posted by Bulbasaur

Oh. You said it was ABOUT to go live, so I thought it wasn't ready yet. Also I checked the first post but not the second post. RIP

All's good! As I said, this first challenge does NOT have an end date (til the end of the event of course). So you practically have until the end of the event. Though don't expect reminders to previous event past this one is all.

**Rival Max** · 02-07-2018, 01:05 PM

Eric I didnt see a date on the front page for when it ended but I just finished mine so i guess it works out.

For my charming bulbafriend @Pokemon Trainer Sarah

Let's start here and make a few things clear,
What you have with your partner just can't compare.
My partner in crime and hooligan friend,
Is more than just typing and words at the end.
A trusted friend in many ways,
I have spoken to her on my darkest days.
Sarah has listened to my ups and downs,
Her cheerful advice removes all my frowns.
There is nothing she can do or say,
That would make me think less of her in any way.
In many ways I look up to her for all she's done
I will always cheer her on for years to come!

**Neo Emolga** · 02-07-2018, 01:13 PM

For my loving pair @Caite-chan

The Essential Caite-Chan Haiku Collection

A terrorist threat
Then along comes Caite-Chan
Many smashed insurgents

North Korea nukes
Caite eats these for breakfast
Depressed Kim Jong Un

Vengeful dinosaurs
Caite learns new recipe
Back to extinction

Zombie horde charges
Many head shots from Caite
The Walking Dead ends

Aliens attack
Caite grabs a sledgehammer
Abstract art for sale

The devil charges
Caite grabs his ugly face
New form of pretzel

Moral of story
Don't mess with sexy kitties
Very rekted you will be

@Chakramaster

**Chakramaster** · 02-07-2018, 01:46 PM

@Rival Max

All's good! This particular one didn't have a set "turn-in before" date. I just wanted to let everyone know as a reminder beforehand. With more events coming it'll be easier to forget. The hidden lists below will be adjusted to show who hasn't or has finished events and the upcoming events, but not all challenges will have end dates. Each challenge that has an end date will have it listed.

Great poem, Max! I'm sure Sarah will enjoy it! Two hooligans alike and I'm sure it'll be great! Using what you go by makes it even more so special!
@Neo Emolga

They're back again! Causing trouble and making it double. A poem for your pair and I hope she's prepared!

Great job you guys!

**Neo Emolga** · 02-07-2018, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by Chakramaster

They're back again! Causing trouble and making it double. A poem for your pair and I hope she's prepared!

I'M JUST GETTING STARTED!

These were darn fun. I feel like I could write a hundred of these. >:3

I'm ready for Challenge #2, Pikaboy! Bring it on!

**Caite-chan** · 02-07-2018, 04:39 PM

I'll have my fun stuff up once I get home from work tonight.

**Kentucky Fried Torchic** · 02-07-2018, 06:23 PM

Hopefully you get this mention, @Bulbasaur. For I have poems for you:

"Esoteric", a poem by KFT

There once was a Bulbasaur named Eric
(Crap, does anything rhyme with Eric?)
I thought this poem would be fine
But with that opening line
My optimism is now subatmospheric

Hmm, maybe a limerick isn't the best form for this. Perhaps a tumblr-style poem would be better?

"Mobile Site", a poem by KFT

In a cold
And lonely
World
It can be hard
To go on
It can be hard
To fake a smile
And the worst
Part
Of it all
Is that nobody knows
How hard
It can be
So it means
A lot
To have someone
You can smile with
To have someone
You can laugh with
To have someone
Who loves
Garlic bread

**Pokemon Trainer Sarah** · 02-07-2018, 09:09 PM

@Rival Max
Aww that was really sweet :) You're great at these!

I will edit with mine soon!

**Rival Max** · 02-08-2018, 09:05 AM

Originally Posted by Pokemon Trainer Sarah

@Rival Max
Aww that was really sweet :) You're great at these!

I will edit with mine soon!

Im glad you liked it! :)

**Caite-chan** · 02-08-2018, 01:34 AM

@Neo Emolga @Chakramaster

While you prepared for trouble.
I had no problem making it double.
We protect PXR from spammers and bots.
I'll use my stick but still not the best I've got.
We may be evil but we're never fake.
We're still a lot of fun for everyone's sake.
Neo!
Caite!
Just sit back don't worry alright!
My Canadian Destroyer will just end the fight.

I blame the banner you made and the fact that I was bored at work all day.