Hopefully you get this mention, @Bulbasaur. For I have poems for you:

"Esoteric", a poem by KFT

There once was a Bulbasaur named Eric
(Crap, does anything rhyme with Eric?)
I thought this poem would be fine
But with that opening line
My optimism is now subatmospheric

Hmm, maybe a limerick isn't the best form for this. Perhaps a tumblr-style poem would be better?

"Mobile Site", a poem by KFT

In a cold
And lonely
World
It can be hard
To go on
It can be hard
To fake a smile
And the worst
Part
Of it all
Is that nobody knows
How hard
It can be
So it means
A lot
To have someone
You can smile with
To have someone
You can laugh with
To have someone
Who loves
Garlic bread