Okay:

To the spoiler issue: there's not a lot we can do until someone invents a new javascript code that will work with mobile chrome/safari/dolphin. :( It's not a super simple fix because such a solution needs relatively identify the correct div. I've searched, and theres not much of a solution. If you're capable, I do suggest switching to Tapatalk, which has full spoiler support.

And I see your issue, but the mobile skin is totally out of my hands... :\ the 'force shutdown' tells me that Dolphin is the culprit, but without further details, I can't be sure. The mobile skin is the vB default...
@Grassy_Aggron, I wish I could just send you an old Kindle Fire.