Destroy the Godmodder: Pokemon Crossroads edition!

[gutza1]

+2 to Mike

Fortress: 8/10

I telepathically project the original Smile.jpg image into the Godmodder's mind, (taking measures to not be affected by it myself, of course). He immediately starts having epileptic fits and is compelled to spread the word.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

NUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOO

I leap valiantly in front of my co-overlord fellow moderator, shielding Tazz from any attack that might come his way! This only lasts one turn, but essentially acts as a sure-shot protect! On the cost of me getting hit, that is.

As I get two actions per turn, I send out a telepathic message to my allies:

Sir Sivelos whispers: "Guys, The Godmodder just got a big ally out of Dinaka there. Sorry about that. But what's so important about this guy, is that he's capable of… well, basically everything that allows him to further his goals. Within reason, of course. He can't fly, last I checked, but he's a damn good long jumper. Stuff like that. Assume he's just as dangerous as the Godmodder, but don't lose priority on our actual target!

…I also think to myself about a possible moderator team attack with Tazz.

Talking is a free action. Telepathy is as well, unless it's being used to attack the Godmodder. You can theoretically do infinite actions per turn, but the more you do, the less effective it all is.

Despite attempting to keep it private, the Godmodder hears your telepathy anyways!

Godmodder: THIS thing? Stronger than ME?!
Godmodder: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaaa...
Godmodder: Wait. You're SERIOUS, aren't you?
Godmodder: ...
Godmodder: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAH AHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!!

Dianka, not terribly humored but knowing that it's totally true, laughs considerably less heartily than the Godmodder does. You've seen almost literally nothing yet. The Godmodder blows out all bosses in terms of sheer being-a-boss-ness.

You meatshield me!

Powerful Summon: 10/30

Random Charge: 2

I use my 2 charge to try and supress Dianka, not damaging but preventing him from doing anything this turn. TAZZ YOU CAN DO THIS!!!

You prevent Dianka from attacking this turn!

+2 to Mike

Fortress: 7/10

I use my player powers to Hammerspace a transmogrifier that actually works. I then transmogrify the air around Tazz into neutron degenerate matter, forming a shield. Finally, I heal Minsc with a stimpak.

Neutron Shield added! +400 HP to Minsc!

I do a thing for the sake of trying to keep the thread alive.

I'm still suspended in the air in front of Tazz, so hopefully something happens soon.

Why did I quote this, again?

+2 to Mike

Fortress: 8/10

I telepathically project the original Smile.jpg image into the Godmodder's mind, (taking measures to not be affected by it myself, of course). He immediately starts having epileptic fits and is compelled to spread the word.

The Godmodder quickly erects a Telekill wall around you, causing you to be unable to project it.

...

Minsc, realizing that his/her/its time is short no matter how much stimpacks it gets, immediate meat-shields me! Dianka is unable to do jack due to Dragon Master Mike's suppression, and I'm too busy charging up Moderation, so only the Godmodder acts! He makes a massive leap to the sky, beyond all of your sight! A second later, he comes back down in a mighty tornado drill at mach 999, screw physics, drilling right into everything between me an dhim! Minsc killed, Neutron Barrier destroyed, and Sivelos is tossed to the side! The Godmodder seems annoyed by the lack of attention. Only three people? ((tbh this is a game for more than three)). I am unharmed, but I think he's going to try harder! Quickly, use your creativity and make the most ridiculous barriers known to man! Otherwise I'm gonna die...I'm too young to die!

...

[AG] The_Nonexistent_Tazz: 1/1. Moderation: [||]

[PG] Dianka: 6,800/8,000

[GM] Godmodder: 100/100

[gutza1]

+2 to Mike

Fortress: 9/10

Okay. Hmm. We need something to attack Dianka. It's time to bring out a DTG staple. I gather 130 metal and...

ERECTING A SENTRY

A level 1 sentry is built (for the anti-godmodders, of course). It attacks Dianka. I then build a telekill shield around Tazz, blocking any psychic attacks.

[gutza1]

+2 to Sivelos

I'm changing my summon. I want to use the Fortress in DTG 3.

Sora (from Kingdom Hearts): 10/10 Complete!

I use my ten-post charge to summon Sora from Kingdom Hearts as an Anti-Godmodder. Then I build a shield of shields around Tazz.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Hiyah!

I set up a Super-Complex Barriadox, a layer of barriers so complex and tightly-woven, that it seems to ignore physics altogether, thus making it completely indestructible! The Tetrashield forms around Tazz, by the way.

Meanwhile, I take out a Quantum Seed, and begins filling it with… some strange dark substance. Thus begins the charge of Terminus.

Terminus charge: 1 / 10

Super-Complex Barriadox added!

I release a smokescreen that covers our side and I quickly put up a barrier of magical ice up that never melts and can't break around the moderator.

Smokescreen and Ice added!

I use potent magic to root purple umbreon's shield to Tazz's position, meaning that if Tazz is moved, the shield will move with him. The vice versa is NOT true, the shield can not be moved from Tazz's position now.

Why did I quote this? Like, I'm not moving!

Also, what about Terminus? Did you just decide to drop it?

Powerful Summon: 15/30 (+4 from gutza)

Charge: 1

I charge into the godmodder from the rear, impaling him with the spear of binding in an attempt to seal him and prevent him from attacking Tazz.

The Godmodder feels a feeling suspiciosuly similar to something like a thousand-fold nerfed bee sting. He shrugs.

In case that wasn't obvious, nothing happened.

+2 to Mike

Fortress: 9/10

Okay. Hmm. We need something to attack Dianka. It's time to bring out a DTG staple. I gather 130 metal and...

ERECTING A SENTRY

A level 1 sentry is built (for the anti-godmodders, of course). It attacks Dianka. I then build a telekill shield around Tazz, blocking any psychic attacks.

Level 1 Sentry Added!

Telekill Shield added!

I begin working on leveling up the Sentry, just in case.

Level Up: 1 / 5

What part of "Only two posts per turn" do you not understand?

+2 to Sivelos

I'm changing my summon. I want to use the Fortress in DTG 3.

Sora (from Kingdom Hearts): 10/10 Complete!

I use my ten-post charge to summon Sora from Kingdom Hearts as an Anti-Godmodder. Then I build a shield of shields around Tazz.

Sora added!

Shield of Shields added!

...

The Level 1 Sentry detects Dianka and fires at him for 400 damage! (Minsc and Boo were buffed for being the first summons, let's put it that way and leave it that way). Sora levies his Keyblade and casts a few Firas, dealing 1,000 damage!

Dianka simply kicks the Super-Complex Barriadox aside instead of bothering with the other AG entities for now! The Godmodder clicks his fingers, and suddenly a massive thundercloud appears in the sky! It rumbles ominously before unleashing the mother of all thunderstorms, destroying all the other barriers in a massive flash of light and energy...But I'm OK!

I use Moderation, and immediately begin by pulling out a Bangun! It's like a Banhammer, but in pistol form. It's so convenient. I load a shot weighted for 25,000 infractions, a thousand fold the infractions needed for a permanent ban, and Moderation powers emit around me as I take careful aim at the Godmodder! In response, he quickly erects a thousand barriers between me and him and prepares his most powerful godmods and haxors for the inevitable, hoping that he can escape the pain!

He fails. The Shot flies straight through all one-thousand barriers, punctures his impossibly overpowered armor, and slams into his skull, sending him flying, banned for all eternity! Sadly, however, his infinite accounts and computers means only one out of all infinity of them was banned, but the power of the ban emitted throughout all of his accounts! One of his alts logs in, ever-so-slightly injured! One damage! I immediately ascend, not wanting to be here any longer than I have to!

Meanwhile, the Curse of Repetetiveness-a dark, nasty aura around the Godmodder-immediately appears and creates a word: "BANNING." The Godmodder is now completely immune to being banned by any Moderator, Senior Moderator, or any other forum authority! The curse's physical presence vanishes. (It clearly hasn't actually vanished.)

...

[AG] Level 1 Sentry: 1,000/1,000

[AG] Sora: 3,000/3,000

[PG] Dianka: 5,400/8,000

[GM] Godmodder: 99/100

[gutza1]

+2 to Sivelos

Level 2 Sentry: 2/5 (+1 from Mike). Sorry Mike, but I'm doing this. You can boost me if you wish. Metal Gathered: 80

ERECTING A SHIELD

I put a carbon nanogel (something from the mainline DTG series) shield around the Sentry. I then pull out a plasma gun and fire hundreds of 10,000 degree (I doubt that celsius or fahrenheit really matters in this case) magnetically shaped helium bullets at Dianka. Since Dianka is organic, the plasma burns right through him and right out the other side. Ouch. This is why the Protoss should have has no trouble killing all of the Zerg if Starcraft was in real life.

[gutza1]

+2 to Sivelos

Level 2 Sentry: 5/5 (+2 from Mike) Metal Gathered: 200 Complete!

I use my charge to upgrade the Sentry to level 2. I then start work on two more charges...

Level 3 Sentry 1/10 Metal Gathered: 20
Batman: 1/20 ((DARKNESS! NO PARENTS!))

Finally I create a antimatter nuke and surround it with a ball of negative matter. Negative matter is matter that has negative inertia. Basically, if you push it, instead of it moving away, it pushes at you. I aim it at the Godmodder and push it towards myself with a massive amount of force, making it fly towards the Godmodder at very high speeds. Just as it is about to hit him, I detonate the nuke. Because of the negative matter's properties, it implodes instead of exploding. It compresses so hard that it forms a black hole, which tears the Godmodder apart through spaghettification and sucks his atoms in.

[gutza1]

+2 to Sivelos

Level 3 Sentry 2/10 Metal Gathered: 40
Batman: 2/30

I speak to the Godmodder.

"Hey, Godmodder! You godmod. Does that not make you a hypocrite?"

When the Godmodder gives his confused response, I give a logically sound explanation.

"Godmodding equals money. Money equals power. Power equals camel. Camel equals five celery sticks. Five. Quid pro quo."

I then continue speaking.

"Five is also the number of points in a pentagram. Therefore you are a satanist. If you are a satanist, you are related to Hagrid. If you are related to Hagrid, you are a potato."

The Godmodder looks down to see that he is now a potato (he wasn't transformed into a potato. He always was a potato). Suddenly, GLaDOS!

"Oh look. Someone is ripping my shtick off. Well, looks like you can't infringe on my life experiences anymore. That would be intellectual property violation. I know that makes no sense, but I need an excuse to harm you. For science. You monster"

GLaDOS then throws the Potatomodder into an incinerator.