You know, I suddenly realized... I'm going to evolve 'em anyway, but I don't actually need to evolve. For I found a rock snake, and I shall ride it to victory!
Once more, with feeling!

Voltorb!... Gets slapped by Wigglytuff again. History repeats itself.

Magneton! On this one, I shall send out my previous last Pokemon... Dugtrio! They jump out of the ground, showing off their robust muscles and ground the magnets.

Raichu! And this is where the Destroyer of Mice comes into play! Onix tail slaps the thing out the window.

Outcome: Flawless victory! For real this time! I know I won't use it, but... Charm, please?