Golem, Electabuzz, Snorlax, Hitmonlee and Primeape step up.

Snorlax crushes Vulpix under bulk.
Golem steamrolls Arcanine into the floor.
Electabuzz turns Charizard into McCharwings.
Hitmonlee and Rapidash duel to a draw.
Primeape and Magmar copy the above result.

End result, 3/5, a victory by those standards. I'll take the Volcano Badge.