The Last Poster Wins! [v21]

[Noblejanobii]

Your illusions of grandeur are funny. You are nothing more than a puppet, being pulled at the strings by a lowly little grass eater. Hiding behind a facade, acting all big and bad; killing on temper tantrums and leaving perfectly good food to waste. Wasting your time on organs, wasting your time on easy trivial matters like betrayel, wasting your time on a smile. Wasting my time trying to instill fear into a being whose only purpose is to devour, everything,

Why hide the truth? Why hide what you really are? You poor unfortunate soul.

Your immortality is nothing impressive, just makes you cocky. And when you slip up, and you will, one day, maybe not against these maggots, but you will slip up, and when you do, I'll be there to devour you, piece, by, piece.

Go ahead, come back at me with your talks of all the things you have accomplished, all the bodies you have sliced up, how you would kill me if a little grasshopper wasn't in the way, see if it'll get even a twinge.

Oh young fool. I'm not immortal. The only reason the shaymin has any hold on me is because we share a body. You cannot kill what is already dead, fool. And if you try to hurt the shaymin, well… I won't let that happen.

I'm not hiding, I'm creating enjoyment. If you've never savoured a kill then you're doing it all wrong. You're wasting the lives you're taking. Killing is an art after all, and not taking time to make it unique is such a waste. You obviously have no talent for it otherwise you wouldn't understand.

You're a fraud.

I'm willing to say you've never even taken a life. You're just some poor weak soul sitting behind a computer screen boasting of a skill you do not have. Call me once you've spilled your first blood, child, and truly done so. Barbaric killing is not killing at all, it's what gives us artists a bad name.

[Fate]

@Sacred Fire, you know not what you've gotten yourself into.

[Chakramaster]

Cause om nom. :3

Heeeeeey! It's dark and slimy in here!

[Chibi Altaria]

Heeeeeey! It's dark and slimy in here!

But you have your own private, personal space.

[Chakramaster]

But you have your own private, personal space.

It's all warm and moist! I'm lost! I'm confuuuuuuused! Where am iiiiiiiiiiii!?

[Pokemon Trainer Sarah]

Well. This thread is a bit disturbing right now.

[Chibi Altaria]

It's all warm and moist! I'm lost! I'm confuuuuuuused! Where am iiiiiiiiiiii!?

Don't worry. In me, you will find yourself.

Uh...wait. Forget that. XD Now it's way too disturbing.

[Noblejanobii]

Well. This thread is a bit disturbing right now.

Welcome, my dear, to the world of Madder Hatter. Care to take a tour?

[Pokemon Trainer Sarah]

Welcome, my dear, to the world of Madder Hatter. Care to take a tour?

Why thank you for that kind offer, homicidal spirit person. But I think I will have to pass. I'm late you see, for a very important date... *flees*

[Noblejanobii]

Why thank you for that kind offer, homicidal spirit person. But I think I will have to pass. I'm late you see, for a very important date... *flees*

Pity. I didn't even get offer her a spot of tea yet. *sips from cup* Oh well. Would anyone else care for a cup?