The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

Gonna go to the game store and see if I can get that new preorder...

SEARCH (11) GameFlop Store

Mmm, that tasty, tantalizing chocolate...

Smack 'em Susan has gained 1 point of Belly from the Chocolate Rain!

Of course you don't turn down free candy!

You head over to Gameflop, the fastest way to turn what was once $2000 Snax worth of gaming hardware and software into $50 Snax of store credit! I mean, you're sure you're never going to play that again, right?

You head around the building itself and don't really notice anything weird, save for the fact that there's a storm drain where there's a whole much of Ratattas wolfing down on the chocolate, and you're not sure if they're employees who work here or they're actually living here, or both! You ask one of them and they just say yes.

You head inside where shelves and shelves of games are on display along with huge cardboard cutouts of game characters and promotional titles that haven't been released yet and absolutely DEMANDS to be preordered to put all those poor developers into a panic about deadlines. And while walking around, you nearly step on a cheesy t-shirt that isn't your size and is marked clearance and features a game character you have no clue about.

You browser around and take a note of all the stuff they have for sale.

GAMEFLOP STORE
$[Phony Slaystation 4] 500 Snax$
$[Pretendo Twitch] 300 Snax$
$[Psychosoft Vex-Box] 300 Snax$
$[5,000 Psychosoft Vex-Box Card] 350 Snax$
$[Slimecraft for Psychosoft Vex-Box] 60 Snax$
$[Bark Souls for Psychosoft Vex-Box] 60 Snax$
$[Finally Fantasy XXVII for Phony Slaystation 4] 60 Snax$
$[Call of Fruity: Ultra Modern Black Ops Warfare Ghosts for Phony Slaystation 4] 60 Snax$
$[Letter of Zalda - Breath of the Child for Pretendo Twitch] 60 Snax$
$[Winky Funny Pikachu Plushie] 40 Snax$

I mean, there's a few more things, but they're all pre-owned and come in sketchy blank boxes with badly-placed stickers placed on other stickers and no instruction manual and all the special offer codes that give you free cosmetic hat items have probably been used up, and it's just no good if you don't get those special pre-order hats! That's just unacceptable.

Everything else is just in empty boxes. Turns out they don't put in any actual game disc in these until you buy it. So the dude that tried to shoplift Bark Souls the other day just got an empty box. Jokes on him, unless he got enough entertainment from free plastic!

You also notice Blimey the Azumarill works here and lordy, he's annoying as hell. He keeps watching you and you're not sure if he's stalking you thinking you're going to steal that Pikachu plushie or if he's going to ask you on a date. You really feel like Giga Draining his sorry aqua bunny behind, but you decide just leaving without buying anything sounds more fun, but before you do so, you just mutter to yourself "ah, I think I'll just buy that online" just loud enough so he hears it.

You decide to head back to Peep Base and engage the other Peeps in a pillow fight, which feels more fun and interactive right now.

Smack 'em Susan the Spectacular Breloom (M: Grass/Fighting)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 5/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/10
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master

[Neo Emolga]

Night has fallen in Booplesnoot!
Submit your Day 3: Night Cycle Actions now!



This Evening's Weather Is...
CHOCOLATE RAIN!
It’s raining delicious chocolate today and your character can’t help themselves from licking it with it being everywhere all over their faces (even with Killjoy Perky) Any character that ventures out of the Peep Base will cause a Belly increase of +1!

Time Remaining:


Enjoy a fun wild night, Peeps!

@Chakramaster @Noblejanobii @VeloJello @Scytherwolf @Shruikan @arnisd @Bulbasaur @Suicune's Fire

[Chakramaster]

Okay I'm gonna do the right thing. I'm gonna use Reincarnate on Shruikan! COME BACK TO US OUR FRIEND!

[VeloJello]

Still raining, eh? No matter. I shall use Hardcore Parkour on myself to reduce my Belly!

[Neo Emolga]

Okay I'm gonna do the right thing. I'm gonna use Reincarnate on Shruikan! COME BACK TO US OUR FRIEND!

NEO EMOLGA'S CURRENT STATE IS:

RELAXED AND MELLOW!
Seems like you requested a Reincarnation at a good time! I'm feeling kind, relaxed, and have even decided to show a little restraint on the mischief side of things. I'm still waiting for a laundry load to get done, but it's a nice night out and hey, it's Friday! So things are good.

You harness your incredible recreation powers, and you call upon Shruikan's spirit to come back and not accept defeat, even after facing the awkward fate of being turned into a delicious cake! Or at least you think it might be delicious. It seems wrong to try a taste of it!

Starry glows and colorful waves of resurrection power encircle you! You speak the magical words, cast your magic spell, dance a little, check your phone to see it was just a Twitter notification rather than a text, and then light pours from your hands and meets with Shurikan's spirit! It then takes form and materializes!

The Creator has decided to resurrect @Shruikan as a...

CINCCINO!

Aww, see, he's really cute and extra fluffy now! And even better, this would go really great with that Guardian Snow Angel getup! See, this totally feels right. Best way to celebrate Friday night, don't you think so? Of course you do!

Fírnen the Incredible Cinccino (S: Normal)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans

See, totally looks better already!

You feel proud of yourself and your wondrous life-giving deed today! Celebrate by hopping on that old mechanized horse that jerks back and forward at the mall and pretend you're riding off into the sunset like a cowboy that saved the world! Yee-haw!

Soren the Rainbow-Butted Pikachu (S: Electric)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 3/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 7/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

Still raining, eh? No matter. I shall use Hardcore Parkour on myself to reduce my Belly!

See this flab? Totally not cool. Flab is so not in. No, sir. 9 out of 10 Eevees out of the Eevee Critic Council all agree that this flab isn't that great and we're quite sure #10 wasn't really paying attention and didn't cast his vote because he was fiddling with his phone and tweeting about something daft and silly.

So... HARDCORE PARKOUR!

You hop, you hurdle, you wall-jump, you back-flip, you break physics and double-jump in midair, you shake the whole base, you get your funky Mirror's Edge freak on and as a Lugia, that's cool, crazy, a little weird, but all the best kinds of fitness encouragement! You burn down those calories like they brought shame and disgrace on your whole family and your pet rock and all your favorite Pez dispensers.

Velo has dropped 5 points of Belly from going TURBO via Hardcore Parkour!

Oh, you feel GOOD. And though it may not work, you kind of feel like going ninja. Lugia ninja! Awesomeness of this caliber has resided in the shadows for far too long, and it surfaces through you!

Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

[Noblejanobii]

Let's go search tippy toes park (16a) West Side!

[Neo Emolga]

Let's go search tippy toes park (16a) West Side!

Yes! Let's!

But as soon as you step out the front door...!

Madder gains 1 point of Belly from the tasty Chocolate Rain!

Yes, there's more of this tonight! And it's delicious just like this morning's downpour! See, no madman assassin is too hardcore to turn down free chocolate!

You head over to the Tippy Toes Park West Side, where it seems most Pokémon aren't enjoying the out of doors today because of the rain! Aww. I mean come on, it's just a little rain! You can still walk, ride a unicycle, do a handstand, do a breakdance, and do your makeup in the rain! What's wrong with these Pokémon!?

Well, that just means you have the whole park to yourself now! You go exploring and check out every park bench, bush, tree, and even nibble on a few stray acorns just to see if there's anything special to them.

You find one interesting discovery under a park bench of what looks like a salsa jar with a key fob inside! How peculiar! You try to open it and huh, it doesn't budge. You turn a little harder, but it's not working and it's totally stuck! What the hell!? Okay, you take a deep break, turn on RAGE MODE, and TWIST THE PSYCHOSIS OUT OF THAT THING, screaming in full, feral fury as your finest barbarian war cry of domination!

No dice. It just leaves you gasping for air. Well, you try throwing it on the ground to just break it open, but what the... that doesn't work either! It just bounces around without even a crack! You really want those keys inside because you're sure they go to something really important! You're then convinced that the only way to get this blasted, stupid thing open is to use LUDICROUS AMOUNT OF POWER OVERWHELMING AND POSSIBLY A FEW CHEAT CODES. But for now you decide to just take it with you until you can figure out how to get this idiotic thing open!

Container [Insane Tightly-Secured Salsa Jar: Use of the Six Infinity Stones AND Use of the Seven Dragon Balls AND Use of the Triforce] has been added to the Team Pile!

You search out the rest of the park trying to see if there's any other goodies and nonsense to find, but it seems like that's pretty much it and if there was any money left laying around, well, it's probably long covered with chocolate by now. Which reminds you, it would be nice to take a shower to wash all this chocolately gunk off.

Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 3/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Scytherwolf]

I'll interview 42 Dinkle the Fennekin

[Shruikan]

Well, that was certainly an experience... I now know what it is to be strawberry flavoured...

I'll search (25) Medieval Crimes Dinner and Tournament. Knights & murder mysteries sounds perfectly safe... Yeah, on second thought maybe not so safe. But still worth seraching.