The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

KNOCK KNOCK! *breaks the door to the city down*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Dwarves, in response to breaking down the city door, send in a massive stormdragon to attack you, flanked by Bada** Dwarves dual-wielding atomic dissasemblers. With LC and the Tazzes a bit behind, well, expect this to hurt.*

[Sir Sivelos]

SSSSSSSSUGAR! *Temporal-Marathons behind LC*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yay for the sanity of not leaving the group! Granted, you got shoved there, so no hard feelings. In any case, there are still all those crazy things to deal with.*

Lillith-Tazz: Midboss!

Rin-Tazz: We'll murder it dead! *Pulls out the CANDY-CANE BLUNDERBASS/BATTLEAXE*

[Wander]

okay how big is this place

IS IT BIG ENOUGH FOR A METROTITAN TO FIT

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

okay how big is this place

IS IT BIG ENOUGH FOR A METROTITAN TO FIT

*I am unaware of how large a Metrotitan actually is, but if it's as large as a city as the name suggests, I doubt it would fit even if this place was the size of Mount Everest, hollowed-out.*

[Ganyu]

Big enough to eat some galactic dust! *rends open a portal letting through a shower of meteors and comets onto the dwarves and stormdragon*

[Sir Sivelos]

Dragons!? Hee hee, I got a plan! *SIVELOS uses TECH: MOONBLAST, level 9999!!! It's basically an even more OP version of Moonblast. Massive fairy-based damage on the storm dragon!!!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Ecrivain then conveniently remembers he was NOT part of the party heading through the mountain! Instead, he's with Mermaid-Tazz, Etna-Tazz, Prinny-Tazz and Rebecca (who has since realized the importance of helping you out) in the Lilypad planet.*

*You've roughly figured out where to go from here-the energy of the Elder Soul SEEMS to be centered in a castle of giant, sentient frogs with 6 arms, 2 of which are also Gatling cannons for firing out smaller frogs. It's a dungeon, duh.*

Etna-Tazz: You've gotta hate it when the important things hole themselves up in dungeons like this.

*Meanwhile, Sivelos'es plan, while a huge success, does NOT one-shot the Storm Dragon. Light Chaos decides to double the fun on that LV. 9999 MOONBLAST, however, which DOES do it.*

*Lillith-Tazz uses LV. 9999 BALAST BOURNE! Lillith-Tazz creates a firey replica of Jason Bourne with the power of a Blast Burn packed into every inch of flame, and sends it at the Bada** Dwarves. In a miracle of accuracy, it hits and blows most of them straight off the edge from sheer force.*

*Rin-Tazz uses LV. 9998 CANDY-CANE CRISIS! Rin-Tazz uses the almighty power of the Candy element to create a brutal storm of Candy Canes, which she then thrusts at the massive amount of dwarves. It cuts through their HP like a knife through hot butter.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS continues Moonblasting the Stormdragon.*