AHAHAHAHA, that is amazing. Sadly, these were anonymous comments, so there's no way to reply to them. I just deleted. However, if they get an account I'm gonna do something like this.
People on smackjeeves get comments like this all the time. People just want something to hate usually. Make fun of them, ignore them, or delete them. There’s not much you can do if it’s an anonymous user but just remember you’ve got a lot of support here.
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