Powerful Summon: 18/30

Random Charge: 2

I travel to the top of mount everest to claim the key of unicorns. Once I trek back down, I build a spaceship out of toothpicks and tinfoil capable of travelling to Mars. Once on Mars (With my homemade space suit of course) I spend exactly 3.14 hours searching for the gate of unicorns. Once I find it, I insert the key of unicorns, opening a gate to unicorn land. After going in, I am immediately assaulted by unicorns. Using the power of potatos, I defeat the unicorns, claiming the blade of infinite unicorns. Then, I go back through the gate to mars, use my spaceship to fly to Saturn, and slice through saturns rings, empowering the blade of infinite unicorns with Saturn Power. I then fly back to Earth and use this saturn powered infinite unicorn blade to slice a giant chunk out of the moon, aiming it crashing down on top of the god modder. I ride on top, and as it breaks apart, I extend the sword, diving down through the atmosphere over him, slamming down and impaling him with the force of a thousand suns, as hellfire rains from the sky and for some reason probably relating to the blade's special powers, unicorns appear and make sure the god modder can't do anything about it. Oh, and the moon rocks are empowered with saturn/unicorn magic.