Reviewing art like sticking your head in a cotton candy machine! Fluffy and crazy but still so sweet!
Welcome back to another off your butt crazy episode of NEMM! Embrace procrastination magic and take a break from doing the important things you had planned for today like cleaning the house, washing your dog, and playing Twister with mouse traps to enjoy a wily flying squirrel’s take on this week’s top DeviantArt Pokémon nonsense!
COMMISSION: Pokemon Team 3 by SeviYummy
“Yessss, my pretty Chikorita! Yesss, gaze… GAZE into my ssssspecial magic of EGHDSNS COMPLETE aNaRcHY DEfilE AGNDST EVEryTHIng anD ObliTErATE!!!”
I dunno, this is great art, but leprechauns with supernatural powers and unsettling creepy masks like this pull me a bit out of my happy place of magical caramel popcorn and ever-flowing soda fountains. It’s the kind of thing that gets me wondering if I did enough exp grinding to make sure I’m ready to beat up this creep without having to burn through all those Megalixirs only to restart anyway.
Pokemon Sun And Moon – Lycanroc Dusk Form by EixelPlayer
Lycanroc Dusk Form is just… SO IN RIGHT NOW! It’s funny because no one really seemed to care too much when it only had a Midday Form and a Midnight Form, but now WHOA and WOO-HOO, DUSK FORM! I want DAWN FORM now! And AFTERNOON FORM. And the HOLY CRAP IT’S THAT LATE ALREADY GEEZ FORM. And why not throw in the WHAT THE FUDGE IS THIS GUY CALLING ME AT THIS HOUR FORM.
This Lycanroc looks great and that’s a heck of a sunset behind him but he’s staring. Staring right at my left wrist. As if there’s a spider crawling all over and it the look on his face is like “you seriously don’t notice that yet, because I sure do!” Stay classy, Lycanroc!
Pokemon Sun and Moon by GenghisKwan
Explosive! Amazing! This looks like it could be a fiery action movie poster and it would totally fit. And actually it makes all three starters look totally thrilling. I mean if you weren’t all too crazy about one or the other before, this might sway you otherwise. I’ll admit I wasn’t too much of a Rowlet fan in the beginning and I just thought Popplio was… okay, but this puts all three of them in a nice, “they’re ALL cool” kind of light. It’s neat. Like finding out the new Skittles flavors you weren’t sure about taste great after all! Or like finding a $100 dollar bill in your burrito! Not what you expected and maybe it seemed out of place at first, but it’s a great thing!
The lycanroc that could have been by Sakuyamon
I KNEW IT! MORE LYCANROC! Ladies and gentlemen, the invasion has begun!
And OOHHHHHH, I must be psychic! A fan-made Lycanroc Dusk Form! I predicted this! And I swear I didn’t go back and edit entry #2! Or it’s just a funky chunky coincidence. But what if it’s not!? OMG, YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE 41, 22, 8, 16, AND 18! Play those and if you win millions, AFAFLABANDAFDJ2613!!!! But if you don’t, well, maybe someday.
Decidueye by RavenCorona
Grass type Robin Hood owl that somehow isn’t flying but GHOST instead! That’s unique! But now I want a Fire/Electric type opossum that uses its tail as a radio antenna and likes to read the Sunday newspaper but starts with the comics and totally skips the classified section.
This Decidueye looks totally out for revenge. ON YOU! Look at that arrow pointed right at YOUR FACE! “Steal my lunch, why don’t you? I paid good money for that lunch! It was my favorite, too! Veggie tacos! And like everyone else, I didn’t buy two lunches thinking one would be stolen! So now… YOU PAY! YOU PAY! Oh wait, is that pizza I see? Pizza!”
If you made it this far, you LEVELED UP and your skill in READING has gone up by 1! Just kidding, but that’s all for this week boys, girls, and Pikachus. Remember me the next time you’re in the drive-thru and you’re scrambling to decide on something and they’re asking you for your order. Remember me when I say… “CHICKEN NUGGETS!” You can never go wrong with chicken nuggets. They’re a staple!
